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Kris Humphries

Who Wants to Kick Me

in the Genitals?

5/11/2012 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE



***WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE***
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Kris Humphries
KNOWS he's been tagged a douchebag ... he KNOWS people are laughing at him ... but now, he's finally getting in on the joke.

KH just completed a video for FunnyOrDie.com ... in which he tries to capitalize on the fact he's the most hated player in the NBA ... the kind of guy most Americans want to "punch in the face."

In the clip, two "agents" give Kris a crash course in how to cash in on his d-bagness -- with products that include a video game which allows haters to repeatedly "kick you in the d**k."

"No points or anything ... just d**k kicking."

And it gets BETTER -- during the sketch, there's a veiled shot at Kanye West ... as Kris dons KW's trademark shutter sunglasses in an effort to look like a "douchebag."

But one of the agents quickly tells Kris to ditch the shades ... saying, "We don't want you to look like an a**hole ... we just want you to look like a douchebag." Snap.

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31.

Michael Malone    

Very stupid little skit..And to use the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION for your ignorant little skit is kinda sad.This is an organazation that grants children wishes before they die and for you to use them for your ignorance is just atrocious, Especially when you show a video of you helping someone two weeks ago,,,was that just a joke to ya then also!!!,,,You are a sad piece of **** Kris.

834 days ago
32.

petersonangela    

Does Kim K and her family own part of this site? Everything they do is glorified. They were wrong for what they did to this guy and you all twist it to make him the bad guy? You are sad BOOT LICKERS. She won't sllep with you unless you're rich so you can stop attacking this poor man.

834 days ago
33.

Adriana    

Kris the most hated player in the NBA? The kind of guy most Americans want to punch in the face? Says who? TMZ? Oh, because you're getting paid by the Kardashian clan to write this to influence the public that Kim is the victim so that her mom can clean up her image. Got it. People who Americans hate are murderers, rapists, kidnappers, etc. TMZ needs better writers. The quality of this site has declined this year. Do better.

834 days ago
34.

There's a problem here    

Urinal cakes! Hahahaha .... That wasn't lost on me. His estranged wife was a urinal cake. Hahahaha

834 days ago
35.

Dani    

lame.

834 days ago
36.

2idiots    

TMZ SUCKS! They post THIS little bit about Kris yet they REFUSE to post ONE SINGLE STORY about Kim (allegedly) firing her MOM-AGER or Kim's pending (divorce) deposition that's she trying to dodge or the fact that she was (is) BANNED FROM THE MET BALL because she's not a real CELEBRITY.
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Keep kissing that Trash-Kanian Ass Harvey - the more you do the more you PROVE you're a paid minion for the C-m Dump Urinal and her Trash-Family.

834 days ago
37.

Dani    

For all you people on here getting all worked up about TMZ posting this video, let me explain something: TMZ did not make this video, they are just posting it. Kris H made the video (by choice) with the people at Funny or Die, which is a funny website, take a look - people who can laugh and relax about silly things and laugh at themselves make really funny videos. But maybe all you uptight people won't be able to appreciate it...because you're too uptight! Why don't you go to another site that has more serious stuff if you can't handle the gossip/humor sites?! Man oh man, this world needs to chillax!

834 days ago
38.

Leah_021    

ha its funny that every time there is a story about kris humphries tmz staff tries to talk negative about him but when its about kim kardashian all the positive words come in . screww you tmz!

834 days ago
39.

KicksandGiggles    

Oh wow, you mean KK returned it???

834 days ago
40.

lovetohatecelebs    

The Kardashian's need to be on toilet paper. I still wouldn't pay for that **** though.

834 days ago
41.

tracker    

HARVEY.I JUST QUIT YOU,RADAR ONLINE IS NOW MY GOSSIP SITE..YOU CRAP ON KRIS H. JUST FOR FUN,YET KISS KRAPDASHIANS ASS ,CLEARLY THEY BOUGHT YOU..PROUD OF KRIS HUMPHRIES.HE'S A GEM.

834 days ago
42.

Toilethead    

I WILL!

834 days ago
43.

Diamond    

Everyone hates Kris! And he is the biggest douchebag! Don't you Kardashian haters ever stop?? Geeezzzz.. It's get's sooo old after awhile and you sound like a bunch of pathetic, miserable people! I especially like the reference on how the kardashians are whores as in "that's why we shouldn't like them" like EVERYONE in Hollywood aren't whores either!! I'm sure you people are friends with some whores yourselves!! Get Real....

834 days ago
44.

tiki    

Seriously, the most hated man in America? Where you been?? He's the most admired human being in America right now!!! And wait til he wins in court!!!

834 days ago
45.

Joan K    

All I can say is he lucked out when Kimmie Trashian didn't end up pregnant. Now we know she wants to have a baby because her whiny sister is on the second one but she wants a dark baby so Kris just wasn't dark enough but dip **** West is.

834 days ago
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