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Kris Humphries

Who Wants to Kick Me

in the Genitals?

5/11/2012 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE



***WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE***
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Kris Humphries
KNOWS he's been tagged a douchebag ... he KNOWS people are laughing at him ... but now, he's finally getting in on the joke.

KH just completed a video for FunnyOrDie.com ... in which he tries to capitalize on the fact he's the most hated player in the NBA ... the kind of guy most Americans want to "punch in the face."

In the clip, two "agents" give Kris a crash course in how to cash in on his d-bagness -- with products that include a video game which allows haters to repeatedly "kick you in the d**k."

"No points or anything ... just d**k kicking."

And it gets BETTER -- during the sketch, there's a veiled shot at Kanye West ... as Kris dons KW's trademark shutter sunglasses in an effort to look like a "douchebag."

But one of the agents quickly tells Kris to ditch the shades ... saying, "We don't want you to look like an a**hole ... we just want you to look like a douchebag." Snap.

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46.

Angie     

Kim IS the douchebag, not Kris.

858 days ago
47.

dee    

Why is this guy hated? He did NOTHING wrong. He just seems like a Mid-Western Bumpkin who got conned into falling in love with a beautiful woman who turned out to be an Evil Money Succubus, preying on men to get Rich. Her Father died because her Mother and sisters literally sucked the life out of him like they do with every man they encounter. Kris did nothing wrong. Kind of feel bad for the guy actually. He got played AND public backlash. Sucks.

858 days ago
48.

sonnfish    

Yeah, I don't know why anyone but Krapian fans that would think Kris is a douchebag....It was kind of sad watching him have to listen to that, but I enjoyed how he told them to "piss off" at the end. He probably really believed KK loved him....he was wrong, so that makes him naive at best.

858 days ago
49.

Carl    

I don't get why so many people hate him. At worst he was part of a publicity stunt gone wrong. He really appears to have gotten caught up in something much bigger than him and was used and thrown out. I don't think he's the brightest guy in the world and I kind of feel sorry for him.

858 days ago
50.

Ih8Taxes    

Gullible? - Yes.

Douche Bag? - No

858 days ago
51.

Bitchmaster    

It's sad. I know he is missing Kim Kardashian. I mean what man or women can resist that hottie. He will be missing her for the rest of his life. I bet he dreams about her every night!!!

858 days ago
52.

Cat    

yayyyyy go Kris!!! kim k is a dbag.

858 days ago
53.

Tee    

I don't hate him, nor do I think he's a douchebag.

858 days ago
54.

ts    

the only funny people were the agents! kris sucked.

858 days ago
55.

Saba    

To be honest when I heard you are marrying Kim K I kind of wanted to kick you in the balls err i mean genitials but now not so much

858 days ago
56.

barnyardhumor    

Kris Humphries needs to rise above this - he's becoming worse than the Kardashians. Take the high road Kris, not this.

858 days ago
57.

MistressRosie    

I'd Kick him in the balls if the price was right...No apologies here, he sounds like a Douchebag to me, and heaping on humiliation to someone who's asking for it...well what more can I say....xx

858 days ago
58.

me    

We don't want you to look like an a**hole ... we just want you to look like a douchebag. I like that part, torrefic, to hell Kanye

858 days ago
59.

O_o    

nicely done humpty, ure on the right track!

858 days ago
60.

Rhonda C. Poynter    

I thought that this was hilarious - it would have been funnier, tho, if it had been an actual Kardashian and we were offered the chance to kick their collective asses. =)

858 days ago
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