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Playboy to Tanning Mom

KEEP DREAMING!!!

5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

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12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

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Diane     

Playboy? No way. But perhaps 'Leather Monthly'.

862 days ago
17.

Leader of the ignorant masses    

Actually that is not true. Playboy magazines and this lady both come from tree bark.

862 days ago
18.

TJ    

She is what gives Jersey such a bad reputation...total white trash...

862 days ago
19.

KnuckleDragger    

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told." -Buffalo Bill

862 days ago
20.

LunarJunk    

Isn't her time up already? Soon this woman will have her own reality show! Only in America

862 days ago
21.

Maverick    

Playboy customers would revolt.

You should have seen the comments when that has-been Lindsay Lohan posed for $1 million.

Playboy has become totally irrelevant and dependent on stunts to try to resurrect itself, but even this idea is too much for Hef.

862 days ago
22.

tracker    

I could be wrong,however i,m pretty sure BAZILLON comes before KILZILLION,tho math was never my strong suit.

862 days ago
23.

ratbag    

I hear Play-Doh magazine wants her to appear as a monster orange figure.

862 days ago
24.

m    

She is what you call visual harrasment

862 days ago
25.

ChrisH    

Maybe she should pose for a leather magazine. Her skin looks like cowhide for a pair of boots or something.

862 days ago
26.

Tony H.    

Why do outlets like TMZ continue to cover this woman? Like the Octomom, the only reason this woman is still around is because you keep giving her a venue. Just cut her off, TMZ. Nobody cares about this woman.

862 days ago
27.

christy     

Holly Madison 20 years from now-hahahah Playboy is beyond trash- Its a stepping stone for sluts to have careers in being a slut whore. Congrats

862 days ago
28.

Shake"n"Bake    

Nice job TMZ! This woman already has some sort of mental issues that cause her to do what she does and let it pass to her child! One of them probably involving her self esteem and u probably just demolished any she had left...great job!

862 days ago
29.

Barry D    

Why is it everytime I see this woman I think of the old western Rawhind?

862 days ago
30.

Chia    

Are you kidding me? She's 44? I thought she was in her mid-sixties. Knock me over with a spoon.

862 days ago
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