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Playboy to Tanning Mom

KEEP DREAMING!!!

5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

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12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

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46.

Carl    

I bet that guy that makes all those porn offers will try to arrange a lesbian sex tape of Tanning Mom and Octomom.

855 days ago
47.

Mr Furley    

But there's still fire in the oven- and her fritter has been burnt to a crisp!

855 days ago
48.

Joey    

Thank you Platboy

855 days ago
49.

Elle0375    

her face is an assault to my eyes.

855 days ago
50.

really    

does Playboy publish a cookbook?

855 days ago
51.

BB not bb    

Listen, she doesn't neeed Playboy. She already has a husband, a nice house, a nice car, nice clothes, and money for tanning and her five kids. What more does she need? You think she needs a bunch of desperate men who need to look at women's pictures to have a relationship? That is as fake as the silicon breasted, collagen lip injected, airbrushed women in the magazines, women who don't mind having strange men lust after their naked pictures.

Not everyone is that easy. Maybe Playboy can dream on. Also, she has nice legs and to each their own.


Playboy has alot of nerve acting like it is some big honor to be in their magazine for desperate loser men.

855 days ago
52.

buzz kill    

I feel sorry for her husband, this bit*h is loony tunes. Maybe she can try her luck with "Cat Fancy" magazine.

855 days ago
53.

Thurston Howell III    

I wish this lady's husband would pull his head out of his azz and get this woman some mental help. How can he possibly think she is "normal"? Somebody fries themselves to a crisp and flashes the neighborhood in a teeny mini shirt crawling up her butt and this bozo thinks his wife is "normal"? WTF?????

855 days ago
54.

Jerry    

Can we please stop with this nonsense, her 5min of fame should have been way over with.

855 days ago
55.

Mayu    

I never thought I'd give any amount of respect to playboy. but total props here. Anyone curious to see this wrinkled, over leathery tanned, 90 year old looking child abuser naked needs serious psychiatric help.

855 days ago
56.

Thomas    

Because of this lady all tanning salons will loose a lot of money... Why is this dumb B-tch wrecking it for people who love to tan. Now I feel gross for tanning.

855 days ago
57.

BB not bb    

They are treating her like a major criminal for being tan. They have her at $25,000 bail. That is huge for having a kid with an itchy leg. OMG. New Jersey is Nuts.

855 days ago
58.

Javadude54    

Her response? "Oh, yeah? Well... Playboy is fat and stupid. And ugly! And Jealous. And fat".

855 days ago
59.

buddha74    

stick her back in the turkey fryer. she aint done yet

855 days ago
60.

disgusted in pasadena    

THANK GOD. I THOUGHT THEY STOOPED TO A NEW LOW! NOT ONLY IS SHE BAT-**** CRAZY, SHE'S UGLY AS THE DAY IS LONG!!!! MOVE ON GROSS WOMAN. I SUSPECT THE NEXT TIME WE WILL SEE HER WILL BE IN AN UPDATED "LOOK WHAT SHOPS AT WALMART" STORY!!!!

855 days ago
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