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Playboy to Tanning Mom

KEEP DREAMING!!!

5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

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12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

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61.

GrannyDawletter    

Wow, Playboy just got slammed to the mat by a woman whose primary goal in life appears to be having skin like a Louis Vitton handbag.

At least she has the good taste - and all after all that basting she ought to taste good - not to associate herself with pornography.

860 days ago
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the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Yes. Playboy, tabloid whores and drug addict criminals are a-okay. But they draw the line at freaky tan bags. Playboy has "standards" you know.

860 days ago
63.

Hugo Stiglitz    

Maybe a Hustler Magazine all Anal Edition....

860 days ago
64.

Super Leatherface    

Goddangit! This "woman" has gone and stolen my look. I AM THE ONLY LEATHER FACED PERSON ALLOWED HERE, UGLY TANNING MOM!

860 days ago
65.

BB not bb    

The NJ state assembly just approved a bill that would ban tanning for minors. This just happened today. I think this is a political witchhung, and Pat Krentcil is the scapegoat. They probably were looking for a tan person who they could base this wacky law on, that prevents teens from getting tans indoors.


They have been trying to dismantle the tanning industry ever since Chris Christie got in office. First he added the tanning tax, now they want to ban young people from tanning in salons. I see nothing wrong with tanning. If you are not burning you are fine. Salons are supervised to make sure people tan at the right level.

I would prefer to tan in the sun myself, but if people see fit to get tan indoors, I don't see why they shouldn't be allowed to.

860 days ago
66.

kent crawford recording artist.    

....shes obviously mentally ill.....and would somone please stick a fork in her..shes done.

860 days ago
67.

MrsStigg    

I think I just threw up in my mouth....

860 days ago
68.

Shaz    

Ppl, she did NOT say she wanted to pose for Playboy! When she was asked about a reality show, and then whether or not she would pose for the mag if approached, she responded in jest. She was joookkkiiinnnggg!!!

860 days ago
69.

Jt    

Doesn't that woman own a mirror?

860 days ago
70.

nothng2lose    

I wouldn't want to see this woman naked after 30 years in prison

860 days ago
71.

buxxy    

I have old shoes that look better than she does...I'd rather date 'Leatherface'....at least he knows he's crazy....

860 days ago
72.

singlemaltscotch    

The only way tanning mom could appear in playboy is if she pretended to be the leather couch the hot babe was lounging on.

860 days ago
73.

buzz kill    

Maybe she should give Hustler magazine a call. Flynt is disgusting enough he just might go for it. After all didn't he claim to fu*k a chicken when he was a kid. Yeah give Flynt a call honey.

860 days ago
74.

DaveT    

There was never any abuse to her daughter. She doesn't "want" to pose in Playboy. TMZ "sources" on this subject are phantom and don't exist. Hugh Hefner made no comment on the subject. And nobody cares what Playboy wants or doesn't want.
*ding*

860 days ago
75.

Fran    

How does one acquire this kind of unwarranted self-confidence?? I sure could use a dose! :)

860 days ago
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