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Playboy to Tanning Mom


5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."


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Nobody wants to see her in Playboy. What we DO want to see in Playboy is the women of TMZ!

860 days ago


Dain Bramage from the heat? Um, if not Playboy...How about Ballpark Franks?

860 days ago


Oh puhleez, who is Playboy to get on the high horse. Look in the mirror Hef! She would look no more unreal than the rest of their models after they photoshop them to death.

860 days ago

I Was About To Say    

Let this be a lesson to teen girls everywhere that this is what you will look like if you keep tanning...take a good look, this could be the future YOU.

860 days ago


why are you even writing about her still? dont help make her famous by being a ****ty parent. Shame on her.

860 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

This woman is insane. Not figuratively insane but literally insane. This kind of stuff only feeds her insanity. She's not a celebrity of any kind, perhaps this is the last we should hear about her.

860 days ago

Southern Lady    

Pitiful. This poor woman needs therapy. I believe if you can't say something nice about someone, say nothing. However, I am hoping she sees the comments and realizes she is destroying or has destroyed her external beauty. Cancer spreading to lymph nodes, chemo, scar tissue. Not to mention the psychological damage this is inflecting on her children. Patricia needs our prayers.

860 days ago


Like there was a website where men liked to see fat azz people over 400 pounds eat, there should be a website, magazine and reality show with black but no black burned tanners. I still think it's ironic that some people hate black people, yet want to tan that complexion.

860 days ago


Umm she's living in a world of make believe with flowers and leprechauns and magic frogs in funny little hats.

860 days ago


Every time i see this rain wreck i'm reminded of Jim Carrey's character on "In Living Color" you know,,the Fire Safety Marshall,,,,

860 days ago

What I Think    

Playboy??? Her??? Somebody gag me with a spoon.

859 days ago


Holy crap! This woman is completely delusional. Does she HAVE a mirror? I can't believe she is only 44 years old. I would guess 65 at least!

859 days ago


Um......this woman has a MAJOR drinking problem. Perhaps child protective services should be concentrating on THAT. She is drunk in pretty much every video she is in. She is a drunk, tanning is the least of her problem.

859 days ago


TMZ is 9 kinds of crazy for even giving this lady the time of day!

859 days ago

I Was About To Say    

TMZ, WHY the phk are you giving this old leather couch any attn at all??!!

859 days ago
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