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Playboy to Tanning Mom

KEEP DREAMING!!!

5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

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12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

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paranorm37    

My goodness!!!! Talk about overkill. Ease off on the tanning beds. Her family should do an intervention.

861 days ago
92.

Greg    

Are there any leather sofa magazines? Surely they might be interested!

861 days ago
93.

Kevin     

Seeing her nude would make me wish I were blind.

861 days ago
94.

ValVal    

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR THAT WOULD BE. For once... Thank you, thank you, thank you Hef. You have saved many eyes!

861 days ago
95.

TMZISAPIECEOFSHIT    

Can't wait to see the tan lines under that flabby ass...OMG!

861 days ago
96.

Stacy    

She is disgusting. What is that crispy piece of bacon on??? She act's like she has popped a few xanax . GROSS!!! Both those old ladies need to put more clothing on. EWWWWWW

861 days ago
97.

Mojo    

Darn! And I was looking forward to Playboy's "Girls from the Surface of the Sun" issue.

861 days ago
98.

Jo Anna    

She might want to invest in some new mirrors in her house just to promote some self reality!

I don't think even Hustler will be interested in this piece of old crispy crunch what's-it! Not even 20 years ago!

861 days ago
99.

robert    

she was told as a child she could be anything and she chose to become leather

861 days ago
100.

Snooki'sHairBump    

Playboy and Tanning mom should not even be in the same sentence.

And I would rather pay to see Hef naked than to see this nightmare of a woman naked. The thought alone makes me gag.

861 days ago
101.

What I Think    

If she does appear in playboy, I hope the issue will include a barf bag.

861 days ago
102.

Sapphiegirl    

I totally just threw up in my mouth at the thought of her naked.....YUCK!

861 days ago
103.

broncosgodess    

Wow.. for a second I thought the pic was Kody Brown from the sister wives show!

861 days ago
104.

Beebuzz    

She would have a better shot at posing in a JCPenney's catalogue under the leather couch category.

861 days ago
105.

MikeS    

There is not enough airbrush in the world!

861 days ago
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