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Playboy to Tanning Mom

KEEP DREAMING!!!

5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

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12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

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NTL    

This woman is 5 kinds of crazy.

835 days ago
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Twilight Sparkle    

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

For once, I'll agree with Playboy in saying "Good job!"

835 days ago
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St James III    

PLAYBOY to TANNING MOM: "Bitch Please!" LOL!!!

835 days ago
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parlayer    

I'd almost rather see Barny Frank!! and I'm straight

835 days ago
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SYLVI212    

I guess even Playboy has their standards.....

835 days ago
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Big D    

This ain't news! LOL

I would like to see Rihanna in Playboy

835 days ago
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KTD    

They don't want Audrina Patridge either.

835 days ago
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LittleBIt    

She sure does have a high opinion of herself. She is definitely embarrassing her kids acting like this. Must be nice to think so much of yourself when the rest of the world is laughing their a**es off at you. Delusional.

835 days ago
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LittleBIt    

If this woman thinks she looks good enough to be in Playboy she IS delusional from all that nasty tanning.
She looks just horrible! Disgusting color of her skin, that hideous lip liner and lipstick and forget about that hair. Why in the world would she EVER think Playboy would even consider it????? Ewwwww.

835 days ago
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Stormy    

Somebody get this silly bitch some mental help!!! And TMZ, You guys are the s*** of the earth for promoting this flake.

835 days ago
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Cirrus Unicus    

Catcher's mitt skin notwithstanding, she looks like she stubbed her face.

835 days ago
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janet    

Holy Christ. She is only 44 years old.

835 days ago
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Truth    

PENTHOUSE WILL ALLOW HER!! ONLY IF SHE SIGNS THE AGREEMENT WHICH ALLOWS MASSIVE PHOTOSHOPPING. #TRUTH!!

835 days ago
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Rhubino    

I'd get rid of that graphic TMZ before Hugh sues for ... something.

835 days ago
15.

Like It Is    

Just saw Sharon Osbourne on The Talk. OMG! She is fresh from another facelift! If she stretches her face any further, her eyebrows will be at the top of her forehead at the hairline. And they should not take a sideways camera shot of her. It shows heavy makeup over stretched neck skin!

835 days ago
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