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Tanning Mom

I'd Totally Do Playboy

... If They Asked

5/14/2012 8:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



0514_tanning_splash_videoName: Tanning Mom ... aka Patricia Krentcil
Measurements: Don't wanna think about it
Turn Ons: UV Rays, carcinoma, cameras
Turn Offs: The movie "Powder" ... the bad guy in "Da Vinci Code"

Yes, Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her sizzlin' hot body for Playboy ... if only they would ask. She's even been practicing her sexy poses.

But if a clothed Tanning Mom is more your speed ... you're in luck -- TM says she's been approached by multiple people interested in featuring her on a reality show.

Still, we gotta ask ...

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Ih8Taxes    

Folks, no need to get excited. No one actually approached her about a reality show. TMZ is only claiming she was approached so people would get upset.

859 days ago
17.

dd    

Please stop making this unstable creature think she is a star..STOP IT NOW!

859 days ago
18.

Mike Hawk    

I just threw up on my keyboard

859 days ago
19.

KicksandGiggles    

She needs to be in the zoo with other reptiles.

859 days ago
20.

CRAZYGIRL    

Does she own a mirror? She looks like road kill...

859 days ago
21.

buzz kill    

Whats wrong with people?

859 days ago
22.

Hugh Jorgan    

AAAAAAAH! Dear God, please no.
That woman has a black belt in ugly.

859 days ago
23.

Greygoose125    

I'm afraid her tanned hide would frighten most people and just who are the weirdo's who would want to see this??!!

859 days ago
24.

TXLady    

Doesn't this hag realize they are making fun of her?? EVERYONE is laughing at her and it's really sad in a way. She is the joke of the entire country and I feel sorry for her family. This woman needs help.

859 days ago
25.

CLINT    

If you can make money by being a loon, go for it. Just don't expect people to look at your burnt bacon curtains and rawhide ass without covering the page with vomit afterwards. Yuck is too small of a word for this skanky, beef jerky smelling, alcoholic nutcase, so I'll just say a hearty, Baaaarrrfff!!!

859 days ago
26.

HHTennisFan    

Oh come on! I just sat down to eat my lunch and read TMZ...

859 days ago
27.

rosebud    

For the love of god lady, shut the f.....k up.

859 days ago
28.

carol    

What is wrong with our world and the people in it? The lowest life forms are getting rich from reality shows and for what? What do they contribute to society? Are they smart? NO. Do they set a good example? NO. Getting rewarded for being a low life form. Ryan Seacrest will go down in history as being the worse Producer of any in history? Kardashians, what do they bring to the world? Look at the examples they set? Disgraceful - now a prune faced bark colored tanning mom.

859 days ago
29.

Big D    

Time for Tanning Mom to cash in while she can. Nobody will remember her in about a month.

859 days ago
30.

Jackie    

So she's a celebrity now?....Otherwise TMZ..your site is becoming creepy. what's the obsession with these no talent whores?

859 days ago
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