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Tanning Mom

I'd Totally Do Playboy

... If They Asked

5/14/2012 8:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



0514_tanning_splash_videoName: Tanning Mom ... aka Patricia Krentcil
Measurements: Don't wanna think about it
Turn Ons: UV Rays, carcinoma, cameras
Turn Offs: The movie "Powder" ... the bad guy in "Da Vinci Code"

Yes, Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her sizzlin' hot body for Playboy ... if only they would ask. She's even been practicing her sexy poses.

But if a clothed Tanning Mom is more your speed ... you're in luck -- TM says she's been approached by multiple people interested in featuring her on a reality show.

Still, we gotta ask ...

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76.

Mollybeejay    

Don't worry, Patricia, they won't ask.

801 days ago
77.

Billy Bob    

I'm concerned, very concerned about you perverts.

801 days ago
78.

charl    

GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG

801 days ago
79.

Liz    

Uhhhh.....They won't!!!!

801 days ago
80.

anet    

i hope she does pose for playboy. i wouldnt be able to eat for a month, cheaper than jenny craig.

801 days ago
81.

babygirlsnonnie    

This woman needs some SERIOUS SEERRIIOOUUSS HELP!!

801 days ago
82.

Walker    

She must not have seen herself in the mirror, lately!

800 days ago
83.

mindy    

playboy doesnt wanna expose your orangutang looking orange ass to anymore bright lights youll turn to dust u dumb ass jersey ****tard!

800 days ago
84.

KloeMendo    

In all seriousness though, she is a pretty good singer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoFgInLA2s

800 days ago
85.

Pelle    

Don't worry Samsonite face, they won't ask

780 days ago
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