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Lindsay Lohan

Follow the Bouncing Boobs

5/22/2012 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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You are getting sleeeeeeeeeeeepy ... because Lindsay Lohan's breasts are HYPNOTIC.

A bra-less Lindsay went into a photo shoot in West Hollywood yesterday -- and the motion of her ocean could have sank the freakin' Titanic. You gotta see the clip.

Supermodel Kate Upton previously held the Bounciest Bosoms in the Universe title -- after undulating her way into our hearts -- but now, it's all back up for debate.



So we gotta ask ...

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Jay W.     

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

793 days ago
227.

Jay W.     

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.

See you in the future folks... Stay healthy.

793 days ago
228.

fastdriver    

SLUT, TALENTLESS, UGLY. Famous for getting drunk, getting in fights, reckless driving and doing drugs! What did I forget?

793 days ago
229.

Grandma Cracker    

Dame Lindsay is just about the most crass thing I have ever heard. Who the hell does that? Doesn't she have "people" to intervene her public stupidity? She for sure has to be back on the bad stuff to pull a stunt like that. She is so utterly offensive.

793 days ago
230.

magmax    

What do you get if you cross Lassie with a pit bull?

793 days ago
231.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

RIDDLE:

What does Rouge Swallower do when the smoke alarm goes off?

793 days ago
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Vorlon    

"Racist Warrior
My posts haven't been removed "

What planet do you live on sheet wearer? Seriously. The only thing worson than a moronic loser is a moronic loser with YOUR arrogance and delusions of grandeur.
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Please Einstein, explain how when we click on your name and there's nothing posting between 3 days ago and 24 days ago that means you never posted at all for 3 solid weeks???? Is that what you want us to believe you loser?
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You know you were deleted. WE know you were deleted and you bluster and bitterness ain't gonna change that fact. It's hilarious to the rest of us that your fragile ego can't deal with that fact.
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Here's a thought- if TMZ doesn't think your zhit is worth reading why should anyone else? That moron Hellp will follow you around scooping up your crumbs but if THAT'S your only friend you've got more problems than being a juvenile,uneducated, unemployed, bitter,drunken,racist.

793 days ago
233.

Vorlon    

So if RC and RW fall out of a moving car do we get bouncing boobs?

793 days ago
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INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

Rouge Wearer Rouge Wearer
We know you're "light-loafered"
But you'll never get what you want

The butches won't touch you
The flamers throw up
Didn't hear me? I'll puff up the font.

793 days ago
235.

GreyWolf    

Lindsay, please, put a bra on.

793 days ago
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Danielle    

FUTMZ

RIDDLE:

What do Rouge Wearer, Gloria VanDerbilt, and Pope John Paul 2 have in common?


Whats the answer???...i replied and so did others.

793 days ago
237.

tellmeaboutit     

Well, TMZ, you've finally won the prize. I thought that vapid crap you had on lunatic Weston (no talent) Cage was stupid. But Blohan and her brains (also known as boobs) have won you the Stupidest F*cking Thing You've Ever Posted, (and that's saying alot) award. Gawd, could you grovel anymore if you crawled up her or Dina's ass? The award is a dunce cap...a brown one for your rectal journey up the Blo Holes.

793 days ago
238.

Danielle    

Ya think the guy who caught this on video had a woody???... OMG lindsay...he sounded like he was gonna blow any minute....keep blowin her head up you perverts.

793 days ago
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Danielle    

I know for a fact why lindsay does not wear bras...she wants to prove hers are real!!

793 days ago
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Danielle    

Bouncier...
Kate Upton62%
Lindsay38%
Total Votes: 61,193

793 days ago
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