TMZ Live(0:00) Alanis Morissette says she'll breast-feed her kid for as many years as it takes -- we talk to Dr. Phil on the phone about the sexual implications of her feeding habits ... and his answers are hilarious.
(7:42) Justin Bieber knocks himself unconscious -- then calls us to talk about it! And in his weakened state ... we get him to answer a question that may tick off every woman in Paris.
(10:22) "Jersey Shore" is back ... and sober! This is going to be borrrrrring.
(16:00) Breaking news -- Matthew Fox punished for driving drunk.
(18:51) Lamar Odom says Kris Jenner has nothing to do with his basketball career ... but something he said pits Harvey and Charles in a gnarly argument.
(21:10) The Green Lantern in gay! Sounds simple ... but it's far from that. Our in-house comic book aficionado attempts to explain.
(23:50) Incredible -- is one of our employees the gay Green Lantern ... sure looks like it!
(26:00) The Hollywood Reporter's latest cover -- whitewashed! Why aren't there ANY non-white actresses on it?
(30:04) The OTHER Jenner -- Brandon -- gets married ... any not one Kardashian sister showed up to see it. Is there a rift in the family?
(34:10) Michael Jackson's death house may finally get sold.
(36:11) A teacher at Malibu High School allegedly slaps a student around ... just like in the scene from "Bridesmaids."
(42:03) Brian Banks -- the guy who was unjustly imprisoned for a rape he didn't commit -- has been released ... and now NFL teams are giving him the chance that was taken away from him years ago.
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