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Michael Lohan

Dina Is NOT Qualified

For New Reality Gig

6/2/2012 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Dina Lohan
is the last person on the planet qualified to mentor young actors on a new reality show -- at least according to ex-hubby Michael ...  who insists Dina wreaked irreparable havoc on her own children ... including Lindsay.

Dina's set to star in two upcoming reality shows -- one about celebrity ex-wives called "Hollywood Exes" ... another called "DramaMamas," in which she mentors young Broadway hopefuls.

Michael is incredulous: "Dina destroyed our kids by lying to them and alienating them ... I feel bad for her next victim!"

Michael tells us, "Lindsay is the talented one. She did it on her own ... Ali is doing it on her own too ... her beauty ... Dina did nothing."

Calls to Dina were not returned.

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46.

Jordan    

Well at least micheal Lohan got one thing right Dina Definatly is not a good person to mentor young people for reality tv howver she will be a somewhat average pimp out on hollywood BLVD as long as she does not run into a real pimp.

819 days ago
47.

Shawn808    

Will they never tire of trashing each other? Freakin' broken record.

819 days ago
48.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

DUIna is desperately trying to ink a deal with Marvel/DC Publishing to whore out her new pile of self-serving fiction. Marvel has promised to deliver a “whole new demographic” for DUIna’s literary skills, and further assured her that there would be “pictures. Lots of pictures”. While the terms are not being disclosed, “sources close to DUIna” have hinted that Marvel’s investment could reach upwards of $250.00 and DUIna isn’t shy about confirming her latest windfall. “I bet I maek moar than u so dunt maek meen coments abote me or linds”Tweeted DUIna. Here’s to hoping the “book” will be an easier read than the Tweet. DUIna plans to celebrate by booking the Honeymoon Suite for her and Linds at the most expensive motel in S. Newark, NJ. “just a litel mother dotter bondine if u no wot I meen”, she bragged. Marvel has churned out such timeless classics as The Green Hornet, The Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, and Archie.

819 days ago
49.

lalli    

MAYBE SHE WILL FINALLY FIX THE HOVEL HER MOTHER LIVES IN. SHE TREATS HER OWN MOTHER LIKE CRAP.

819 days ago
50.

Cricket    

Both of these morons are a waste of human flesh. Please stop forcing these idiots on everyone. While Michael is right about Dina, even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day. Both are piss poor parents.

819 days ago
51.

bb    

The Michael/Lindsay Lohan dynamic could be described as "The pot correctly labeled the kettle black, but since the very, very black pot came up with the remark, all we can do is roll our eyes and say GTFO, pot.

819 days ago
52.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

So DUIna went into a skanky tanning salon yesterday, and was denied credit. “We issue credit at our option” the clerk told DUIna, who retorted with “Don’t you know who I am”? “Yes. Yes I do” answered the clerk. “Like I said, cash only”.

DUIna predictably flew into a fury, pulling several champagne glasses from her gigantic Samsonite purse and smashing them against the wall, knocking over two potted palm trees and dropping several hair extensions on her way to the door. The clerk yelled out to his associate “Cool. Did you get it all on tape“? From the rear of the store, you could hear “Hell yeah! Got it! All of it! You call TMZ, I’ll get the champagne and the Bentley brochures”.

It was all too much humiliation for the Gypsy Grifter. She got into her “rented” Aston Martin and drove it directly into a group of alder trees.

No word yet on the condition of the trees.

819 days ago
53.

Lisa    

Dina is not the abusive, raging alcoholic deadbeat dad who has been arrested about a dozen times or more. If you want to know who destroyed your children just look in the mirror. Could it be that you're just a wee bit jealous because YOUR reality show didn't make it on the air? Lindsay has always defended her mother but never you. That says a lot. I don't even have to know you to know you are a sick, sick man.

819 days ago
54.

ratbag    

No Dina fan but the fact that she may get on a reality show when loathsome big mouth Michael has been blabbing about his non-existent show forever is delicious.

Frankly, the only headline I'm looking forward to is: "No Survivors in Lohan Minivan Off a Cliff..."

819 days ago
55.

help this young woman    

5 Child Support Enforcement Warrant histories.

Warrant ID# : C100000713W003

MICHAEL J LOHAN 545 HAMPTON RD APT 12
SOUTHAMPTON, NY 11968-3025    US

September 15, 2011 SUFFOLK $11,007.00 September 20, 2011      
 


Warrant ID# : C100000713W004

MICHAEL J LOHAN 545 HAMPTON RD APT 12
SOUTHAMPTON, NY 11968-3025    US

September 15, 2011 SUFFOLK $308,642.55 September 20, 2011      
 


Warrant ID# : C100000713W005

MICHAEL J LOHAN 545 HAMPTON RD APT 12
SOUTHAMPTON, NY 11968-3025    US

November 15, 2011 SUFFOLK $3,078.00 November 23, 2011      
 


Warrant ID# : C100000713W006

MICHAEL J LOHAN 545 HAMPTON RD APT 12
SOUTHAMPTON, NY 11968-3025    US

February 16, 2012 SUFFOLK $3,078.00 February 22, 2012      
 


Warrant ID# : C100000713W007

MICHAEL J LOHAN 545 HAMPTON RD APT 12
SOUTHAMPTON, NY 11968-3025    US

April 20, 2012 SUFFOLK $4,617.00 April 26, 2012      
 
* Filed with Department of State on or prior to implementation of electronic filing system, July 7, 2004. Dates for filings made prior to July 7, 2004 must be derived from paper filings and should be obtained from the Department of Taxation and Finance.

[ Division of Corporations, State Records and UCC Home Page ] [ NYS Department of State Home Page ]

819 days ago
56.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

ilovegossip


Firefly,
Lindsay has NEVER stated that Michael physically abused her. She has only said that he's abused Dina, and that was only what Dina told her, she never witnessed it herself. With all the bashing that Lindsay has done on Michael, I am sure she would have said that he physically abused her if he did. Not one of the other children has ever said he physically abused them either. Michael certainly is no angel...and not much of a Father, but I don't believe he physically abused his children. It certainly would have come out by now, if he had. It's only the Dina fans that say that he did.


ILG, I couldn't agree with you more. I used to debate folks in the former 'chat' about this topic. I was one of the VERY FEW who thought this was nothing more than innuendo created by DUIna for press. I believe men who sexually/physically abuse their child don't do it just ONCE. Theres never been any proof or even speculation Milo is a pedophile or abused Blohan in anyway other than talking sh!t about her to the press. Harmful to her mentally, yes, does that constitute 'abuse' in the traditional sense, no.

819 days ago
57.

LC    

LOL, LOL!!! none of y'all!!

819 days ago
58.

help this young woman    

Madisyn
This is part of the Federal definition of child abuse. Other people have written about physical abuse and there was a lot in the divorce papers that were sealed by the Judge to protect the children. Be that as it may, it is a bit strange that the parents would choose this time to ramp it up. Not only is the timing awful for Lindsay, but they have been divorced for 4 years.

Neglect is the failure of a parent, guardian, or other caregiver to provide for a child's basic needs. Neglect may be:

Physical (e.g., failure to provide necessary food or shelter, or lack of appropriate supervision)
Medical (e.g., failure to provide necessary medical or mental health treatment)3
Educational (e.g., failure to educate a child or attend to special education needs)
Emotional (e.g., inattention to a child's emotional needs, failure to provide psychological care, or permitting the child to use alcohol or other drugs)

819 days ago
59.

ilovegossip    

My post was strictly regarding physical abuse. Obviously BOTH parents are responsible for mental abuse on all of their children.

819 days ago
60.

magmax    

Michael is a dumb-ass, hapless, bungling fool.
Dina is calculating and rotten to her evil, festering, black-pus oozing core.

819 days ago
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