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Michael Lohan

Dina Is NOT Qualified

For New Reality Gig

6/2/2012 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Dina Lohan
is the last person on the planet qualified to mentor young actors on a new reality show -- at least according to ex-hubby Michael ...  who insists Dina wreaked irreparable havoc on her own children ... including Lindsay.

Dina's set to star in two upcoming reality shows -- one about celebrity ex-wives called "Hollywood Exes" ... another called "DramaMamas," in which she mentors young Broadway hopefuls.

Michael is incredulous: "Dina destroyed our kids by lying to them and alienating them ... I feel bad for her next victim!"

Michael tells us, "Lindsay is the talented one. She did it on her own ... Ali is doing it on her own too ... her beauty ... Dina did nothing."

Calls to Dina were not returned.

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76.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

GC, I saw Smitty's post on the last thread about Blohan filming at 'hidden locations'. Is that a crock or what? They won't be 'hidden' long with Blohans direct dial to the paps for a little quick cash. Those locations will be about as 'hidden' as yesterdays post about dying her hair, which was another load of crap, as if Blohan is the only 'actress' (term used as loosely as humanly possible) to ever cut or dye her hair for a film role.

840 days ago
77.

Skeptical    

Just in case Derp Cloud didn't see this on the old thread..

Derp Cloud sez:
"Oh yeah, I forgot. Lindsay has too many fans, so haters are irrelevant."

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Oh yeah, you also forgot that none of those supposed fans are big names in the business she is desperately trying to get back into. You know, people that can actually help her career. A handful of teenage cutters and old drunks with hard-ons for former Disney kids will not convince the Hollywood movie-making community that she has talent. REALITY. She is destined for a long (?) career in made for tv failures. IF she plays her cards right, that is. Lol.. how pathetic.

840 days ago
78.

ketjo    

So , TMZ explain to me what I said that got me deleted this time ?????
All I did was point out the fact that this story is a LOhan Inc production and then explained several good solid points as to why I thing so..and you delete it...Which tells me that I was pretty dam close to the truth for comfort and so you got rid of it....!!!!!!
' To bad several and I mean several posters agreed and support me on it...Makes you look pretty cheesey sleazy don't it......
Well fine cut of your nose to spite your face....Everybody knows that your on Lohan Inc payroll...
Lets see Lindsay on lockdown, and can't make money unless she calls and "accidently" get photographed someplace.....and Ali has gained weight and can't do any "scarey skinny Ali" any more..so its up to Mom to make some media money with her lies....and Daddy will do backup for the family....this week its fighting with Dina...last week it was a heart attack.....

840 days ago
79.

Jay W.     

As much as I revere the train wreck Linds... how / why the hell are these two relevant ?

840 days ago
80.

UPYOURS    

So the helpfoolia show is over? These two are despicable. Both of them try to use their kid to be relevant, both fail miserably. I am ever hopeful that the era of "reality tv" will be over soon.

840 days ago
81.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Lisa, look what you did!

840 days ago
82.

UPYOURS    

Madisyn, its like all the BS put out over Gotti, how did she happen to be at that press conference, and then there was all this crap out that she was going to be Gotti's daughter in the movie. John Travolta looked befuddled as to why she was even AT the press conference.

840 days ago
83.

ketjo    

Had a wonderful time at the surprise party for my father in law who was 98 yrs old today...over 250 people all related came to celebrate with him...and he was only worried about one thing.......!
If his youngest son Darryl was still going to take him into town to get some Kentucky Fried Chicken to eat after it was over......LOL....and Burdell his wife , my sweet mother was worried the chicken would get cold if they waited to get it....!
They had 15 children who are all alive and living in area , 33 grand children , 45 great grand children and 7 great great grand children ...and a huge bunch of nephews and nieces and their get....Hell thats a lot of in-laws I can tell you.....
but I'm tired now and really for a early night. got one grandson staying the night.....he loves staying at grandmas...tomorrow another family party smaller this time a 1st birthday party for my 1st great grand son...
Man that makes me feel old.....LOL
Now lets see if the censor will get this one...better say something about Dina sooo her goes..........................................Dina this is what real family looks and lives like....Not one of these children have a drug problem or a alcohol problem and 80 per cent of the grand children and great grand children finished or are finishing college level either 2 yr or 4 yrs...
and without ever being in trouble with the law...in fact 5 of them ARE the law...deputies and policemen..and most of the posters on here can tell the same story of their families...and you and your trolls come on here and call US losers !!! The Losers are the one who looks out of the mirrors in the Lohan household every morning....
Have a good night..

840 days ago
84.

tellmeaboutit     

Whew. Now that all the "major" players of this extremely low rent kartrashian imitator tribe have shoveled their bullsh*t into tmz, is this particular phase over?? Will more drama follow?? I'm just so beguiled by the wart like Blo tranforming into Elizabeth, it's like watching a magic act! I just know Duck & the *****ter will result in an Oscar (not just a pesky Emmy) the first given for the mega might of lifetime!

840 days ago
85.

OSCRECORDS    

EVERYBODY IS MISSING THE POINT THESE PEOPLE ARE PUT HERE ON EARTH TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE JUST NOT THAT SCREWED UP IF YOU ASK ME THEY DESERVE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

840 days ago
86.

jwoolman    

Have to admit that Michael is right about this one. Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day.

840 days ago
87.

tellmeaboutit     

I said D i c k s t e r, tmz! And since it posted before I was ready (tmz must be anxious to hear from me), I'll add that I just don't know how I can handle anymore real life antics from this adorably putrid bottom feeder family! I would like to hear from that milkaholic baby though!

840 days ago
88.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

I just read the discussion about all the recent opportunity-crashing that Linds has committed, and it makes me wonder how it is that poor can be there when DUIna says to, but never anywhere else. Late "on set". No-show "on set". Late/no-show to countless interviews, photo shoots, on and on..... Linds costs millions in OTHER PEOPLE'S money, but when DUIna smells a chance to affix themselves to something bigger than them (everything), nothing will stand in the way. Quackity.

840 days ago
89.

Red Cloud    

Skeptical

Just in case Derp Cloud didn't see this on the old thread..

Derp Cloud sez:
"Oh yeah, I forgot. Lindsay has too many fans, so haters are irrelevant."

-----------------------------------------

Oh yeah, you also forgot that none of those supposed fans are big names in the business she is desperately trying to get back into. You know, people that can actually help her career. A handful of teenage cutters and old drunks with hard-ons for former Disney kids will not convince the Hollywood movie-making community that she has talent. REALITY. She is destined for a long (?) career in made for tv failures. IF she plays her cards right, that is. Lol.. how pathetic.
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MAXIMUM LOL!!! Now why would you be thinking about me???? What are you afraid of??? A Lindsay Lohan comeback?????? What else???
SUPER MAXIMUM LOL!!!!

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gone and really gone and out and away.....................

840 days ago
90.

Lisa G    

He is so jealous. He's also right but he's mostly jealous.

840 days ago
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