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Deion Branch

Like Pulling Teat

6/3/2012 5:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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New England Patriots wide receiver Deion Branch got milk -- and he proved it last week at a dairy farm in Massachusetts ... filling a fat bucket with some freshly-squeezed moo juice.

The milking stunt was filmed at Jordan Dairy Farms in Rutland as part of a video campaign by Lactaid -- to show people lactose-free milk comes from real cows.

The cow's name is Ripley -- and Deion tells us his new lady friend "was bigger than the front seven on most NFL teams."

Unlike Tom, Deion didn't marry it.

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1.

Ace    

That's not the teat....oh NO

685 days ago
2.

Grouchy Marps    

He found out that lactose free milk actually comes from bulls, yet he is still smiling. Curious.

685 days ago
3.

TheOriginalDonald    

Mike Greenberg is NOT impressed

685 days ago
4.

KicksandGiggles    

Yeah, like he ain't used to it... Have you seen his baby mama?

685 days ago
5.

Charlie Sheen's Watch    

Fracking idiot. You are suppose to tie the cows legs so they won't kick you in your face.

I bet the owner did that intentionally - left the cow untied to kick this imbecile.

Everyone noticed how he was petting the leg - then when it moved he tried to hold the leg down? Clearly he has no idea how powerful a kick a cow has. Never EVER try to milk a cow without first partially tying her hind legs. She will kick you in your face and fracture every bone in that skull of yours.

684 days ago

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