Joe Francis vs. Scott Disick -- Who'd You Rather?

How come there isn't a "none of the above" option?

id rather stab my own eyes out...eww! theyre both s***bags

They look like a couple a bromos to me.Hey Joe,do you remember when your gay sex videotape came out and you said you got robbed and forced to suck off a guy at gunpoint and your not pole smoker?The video is back and people usually don't smile when getting raped at gunpoint...just sayin

They are both douchtards and I would rather stick a fork in my eye.

Is there a "neither" option?

Joe is pure s*** and Scott is s*** by marriage so i'll just use my crotch rocket and play it safe.

you REALLY need to have a category for none of the above

I wouldn't **** either of these fools!!!!

I wanna know how come you never put a box for neither? There some of us with taste you know!!!

You need a "neither" option.

Yikes... I choose the homeless man on the corner.

Scott and Joe are two barely closeted homosexuals who exploit women for money. I would gladly kick both of their a$$es just for laughs. If they were together in Vegas then it was either for a gay tryst or for a douche-bag convention.

I'd rather stick toothpicks in my eyes. Nasty a$$ poll TMZ!!

Who I'd rather what?! Fly into the Bermuda Triangle never to be seen again? I'd vote for both,in that case!

Personally, I find Joe better looking, but they are both douchebags and I wouldn't date either. You would need a HAZ-MAT suit to avoid disease. I don't understand how theses jackasses get so many women. Of course I have high intelligence and self-esteem, so they probably wouldn't date me either.