(0:00) Lindsay Lohan caught lying to cops about her car accident -- which could land her in a huge heap of trouble ... instead of being a minor pain in the butt. What was the point of lying?
(5:52) An eyewitness to Lindsay's crash calls in.
(10:12) Deena is the new Snooki on "Jersey Shore" -- getting arrested for acting like an idiot. Plus, two other cast members get into a nasty fistfight.
(13:30) Kris Humphries is desperately trying to make sure his rebound chick keeps her mouth shut -- which bring up a glaring question ... what does he have to hide? Mike has an idea.
(19:55) David Arquette gets Bar Mitzvah'd on a whim ... some people think he cheated the system.
(23:20) Kim and Khloe K. say they're not responsible for the fact that QuickTrim was a scam ... and, for some reason, this sparks a very heated debate.
(29:40) Madonna -- too old to be flashing her boob in public? We have video ... decide for yourself.
(33:01) Sarah Jessica Parker and "Sex and the City" creator Darren Star are having dueling fundraisers for President Obama in NYC.
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