
Some amazing Kate Upton video taught the TMZ staff a hard lesson about patience -- something you obviously have if you're still reading ... instead of watching the video. Stupid.
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why guys like kate upton? because she looks like your typical girl next door. i like her because unlike the other super models shes not anorexic looking. im sure there are plenty of girls out there who is like her or better but like every celeb out there..Status makes you hot. People love what they cant have and hate what they can be
Very attractive young woman with wobbly, wonderfully wide Winnebagos! She'll be heavier and curvier when she gets older- but she won't be fat. Her breasts will go south a little as she ages- don't they all- but she'll find a doc to take care of that. Keep the photos coming, Ms. Upton.
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