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Kim K's Lawyer

Grills Kris Humphries

Like a Cheeseburger

6/25/2012 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0625_kris_humphries_getty_articleThe bad news for Kris Humphries -- he's about to face hours of grueling/brutal questioning from Kim Kardashian's legal team. The good news -- the lawyer is really hot.

We've learned Kris is minutes away from taking an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and then disso queen Laura Wasser's associate (who's just as hot as Laura) will fire questions at Kris. Por ejemplo ...

-- If you were so devastated by Kim pulling the plug on your marriage, why were you banging a new girlfriend 2 months later?

-- Why do you think you're entitled to $7 million when you signed a prenup saying you'd get nothing?

-- Did you not profit from the marriage, by becoming the celebrity to which you have aspired?

The depo starts at 10 AM.

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16.

Damon    

Horrible story.


Tes, guys can bang a chick and still be hurt - they/re not mutually exclusive. TMZ thought they were helping by digging-up Myla, but those text and emails also showed he was still venting/mad/hurt. When you're with a new person and you constantly talk about your last relationship, then you're still hurt - an unexpected consequence of the correspondence with Myla.


The 3 R's apply when a guy breaks-up - Random, Rebound, and hen they get real again.

He wants an annulment - but he deserves the money. He lost out on a huge contract, when NBA GMs and Coaches pased on him this last season - when guys with similar stats have gotten (10-12mil a yr for 4/5 year) contracts - he lost out on a lot of money.


As far as fame - he's an NBA player with League setting stats and I've yet to see Kris pandering for the camera on a daily basis like his fame-whoring in-laws.

TMZ lies about Kris Humphries - the facts are:

1.) He's been playing in a shortened NBA season playing 6 games a week most of the time - which is Myla has so many text. Their were only a few weeks in the past few months that he was actually in NY the entire week.
BTW - Kim dumped him he can bang/booty call/friends with benefits/just be friends with any chick he wants.


2.) He's not a famewhore - have not seen him at a red carpet event, an store opening, or at some upity restaurant that NY is known for. Mike Walters is the only one that says this - when it clearly isn't true.
He plays in the NBA - he is an actual celebrity.


3.) Mike and Harvey regret digging up Myla as those text were a double edged sword - TMZ is clearly a shill for the Kartrashians.

747 days ago
17.

2idiots    

Does Harvey (Kris Jenner's "bitch") actually think people believe that Kim is the victim?
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Harvey you're delusional if you do think that.

747 days ago
18.

victory    

I wouldn't underestimate Kris Humphries, he's been pissed for nearly a year. His lawyers have prepared him for the likes of Wasser.

747 days ago
19.

Who Knew    

They will need 2 grill for Karsnookian her ass is so huge. Disco is dead guys.

747 days ago
20.

Babycakes    

If he is asked why he should get $7 million he should say "Becuase she wouldn't let me piss on her like all the black men have done and that isnt fair!

747 days ago
21.

Sarah    

Yeah Kris is a good guy. Good guys tell people they are the love of their lives, want to spend all their days on earth together, hide the relationship so they can screw their ex (figuratively), & then once said relationship is found out lie, say they dont know said girl, then resort to calling her a booty call, then say she's a prostitute & call her job to tell them such, & abandon her. Great dude. His ex Bianka said he cheated on her constantly & said he wanted to marry her & then just bounced. They were together for 2 YEARS.
Hate Kim all you want, but you cant be blind to this dudes dirt.

747 days ago
22.

kronenburg    

Oh, please, TMZ, can you for one second get your noses out of the Kardshians' butts? You think Humphries' lawyer won't ask the same questions of Kim? Questions like, "If you were so in love, why did you cheat on your husband?" "If you were so devasated by the end of your marriage, why were you parading with Kanye in every tabloid worldwide, displaying a fresh hickey?"

In the contest of who's a bigger hose bag, Kim or Kris, there's a mountain of evidence that points to Kim as the champion.

747 days ago
23.

Pudding Tang    

I don't like my oatmeal lumpy!

747 days ago
24.

buzz kill    

Yeah! he became a celebrity alright, now he is famous for being the biggest dumb azz the ever came down the pike.

747 days ago
25.

Bolingbrook Mom    

-- If you were so devastated by Kim pulling the plug on your marriage, why were you banging a new girlfriend 2 months later?
ANSWER: "Why don't you ask Kim the same question?"

747 days ago
26.

Who-Day    

TMZ, always the first to give us the "Who Gives A Damn" stories

747 days ago
27.

terri    

i wonder how much money Harvey is being paid by the Kardashians to trash Kris Humphries I thought a good journalist would remain neutral...OH wait did i call Harvey a journalist lol my bad....

747 days ago
28.

WOW...    

So these are the hard questions that are suppose to frazzle him???
-- If you were so devastated by Kim pulling the plug on your marriage, why were you banging a new girlfriend 2 months later? Answer-rebounds to mend a broken heart, duh!

-- Why do you think you're entitled to $7 million when you signed a prenup saying you'd get nothing? answer-because I am being nice and not asking for what I really should be getting...half the 10m for the weedding that I did not want but her and her family wanted, half the money for the pressies, including the cars we recieved, and for humiliation...

-- Did you not profit from the marriage, by becoming the celebrity to which you have aspired?
Answer-getting booed everywhere I went and treated like crap by my wife and her family and friends was not exactly the celebrity i was going for....
Really people...

747 days ago
29.

Tee    

Wait'll it's time for kims depo. the headline will be "kim k victimized by lawyers"

747 days ago
30.

Majestik    

God, my head hurts with these articles but the comments are well worth it.

747 days ago
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