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Kardashian Family

DEAD WOMEN WALKING

We're Buying Our Graves!!!

6/26/2012 11:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

The Kardashian Family goes grave shopping... It's the Kardashian family's creepiest shopping spree ever -- Kim and co. hit up a famous cemetery in Hollywood yesterday ... to purchase space for their DEAD BODIES.

Sources close to the Kardashian klan tell us, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Bruce and Kris all stopped by the Hollywood Forever cemetery to buy a family plot. We're told they haven't picked out the exact place yet, but scoped out several locations ... including a giant mausoleum.

Right now, we're told the major logistical concern is size -- Kim and her sisters aren't sure how many kids they'll have ... but they want plenty of room for all. Like we said -- creepy.

FYI -- Kim's dad Robert Kardashian is buried in another cemetery.

Dead serious.

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91.

2idiots    

MAJESTIK

I'm laying a thousand dollar bet down in Vegas that when MOMAGER passes, her gravestone reads Kris Kardashian Jenner.
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I'll take that bet. However I'll raise it 10 thousand saying the JENNER will be in lower case font.
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KRIS KARDASHIAN jenner

851 days ago
92.

Azzkicker    

This is a step in the right direction. Let's hope it goes to the end result IMMEDIATELY...

851 days ago
93.

tamara    

Their hate mail would probably even scare us. They're thinking there's a good chance something will happen and need a moseleum.
How can they live like that? No amount of $$ would be worth living in fear. creeeepy

851 days ago
94.

Superman    

What? Rocketing their corpses to the sun was out of their price range? Or do they want a mausoleum as big as a mansion?

851 days ago
95.

Arcadia Rink    

Anything for that MONEY SHOT!

851 days ago
96.

Caleigh    

Now will they pay full price...........or did KJ work some deal ?

851 days ago
97.

Cheetara    

Who buys burial plots for families that haven't been conceived yet?
(I think Kanye's lunacy is rubbing off on her)

851 days ago
98.

ADrunk     

They are laughing all the way to the bank.The people watch this trash ,so they deserve what they get.

851 days ago
99.

Susan62509    

What about Bruce's family? Do they plan on cutting Bruce in half? At first, I thought the "Hollywood Forever" sign was a new street sign in their front yard with their address on it. lol

851 days ago
100.

Hey Now    

There is no limit to what these people will do for attention.

851 days ago
101.

Hank Hill    

This is a step in the right direction, but why won't the Skankdashians just die already for the sake of mankind.

851 days ago
102.

Hank Hill    

Next on E, The Chewbacca Skandashian Story, from Gold-digger to Grave-digger.

851 days ago
103.

stonechops    

Maybe their planning a mass suicide

851 days ago
104.

Kammy    

I can just hear Rudolph Valentino now. "There goes the neighborhood"...

851 days ago
105.

Firefly    

They don't need to be buried. They are narcissus so they would want to be on display for all eternity. The center of attention and something that you just can't look away from. So the perfect solution for the whole family would be to make them museum quality exhibits. They could last forever as Models for Body Worlds. They've already had enough plastic to preserve them that it wouldn't take to much more to finish them off:
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Body Worlds (German title: Körperwelten) is a traveling exhibition of preserved human bodies and body parts that are prepared using a technique called plastination to reveal inner anatomical structures. The exhibition's developer and promoter is German anatomist Gunther von Hagens, who invented the plastination technique in the late 1970s at the University of Heidelberg

851 days ago
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