Cristiano Ronaldo -- My Super Hot Girlfriend Irina Shayk Makes Me Sleepy

Uhh maybe he was just relaxing. WTF is up with TMZ. Are all you cows on the rag today!?

AND AGAIN, you see nothing but the girlfriend in a bikini. I know that Harvey isn't okaying this, MAX are you the one posting this?

He's on vacation, what do you expect?

wow that is an UGLY ass

The average portugese guy: rubbing his crotch all the time. Maybe he is missing his balls after this bad european championship.

What is so hot in this bikini? I do not like images of other peoples poopholes

Glad to see he is protecting the twig and berries from the sun.

well done today TMZ!! it's awesome to see some truly breathtakingly gorgeous/cute/tight/petite/pants tightening (+ lots more positive adjectives that describe a lovely female bum!).

seriously...there's way too much focus on kim kardashian's manure canon here. none of the above adjectives appropriately describe the positively pungent, vomit-inducing stink that surely emanates from the two enormous and revolting fecal loaves she calls her, "butt".

i'll never understand why some dudes find kim kardashian's dung factory attractive...big butts = terrible odours. she must have to re-paint her bathroom walls every single time she "logs out". disgusting!!

Why are these stick-figured women "ridicously hot"?

I'm a straight female and even I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her legs. She's so toned even her hamstrings look good.

next time try to get pic of the actual poop chute
kay?

show cristiano a penis or another hot stud and see that woody grow :)

I guess she likes rich Portuguese guys who are way over rated soccer players (disappeared in the world cup) that take steroids to try and stay above the fray

Lucky...not b/c of the girl, but that he gets to be on a yacht in St. Tropez, and I'm stuck going to work

I have another idea. Maybe he just did her a few times in a row and is taking a nap before the next round? Doubtful, but it's fun to think about.

tired?? perhaps, "honey its time for a nap"