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Howie Mandel to Cops

People are Screwing

In My Bathroom!!!

7/5/2012 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Howie Mandel
summoned cops early this morning because it sounded to him like people were having sex in his bathroom ... TMZ has learned.

Want to know more? Well Howie was having a 4th of July party at his Calabasas home and it lasted ... well, into the 5th of July. At around 1 AM, he walked past his bathroom and heard the sounds of sex. 

Ever the cautious person, Howie thought it might have been a sexual assault, so he called 911.

Police came, interviewed the 2 subjects -- a male and female ... both 21 -- and they confessed they had a few libations and got carried away. 

We're not saying the dude has premature issues, but those cops must have really responded quickly.

As for Howie, we're guessing he's already made a run to the market for bleach -- lots of bleach.

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Ritz    

Probably just someone taking a really big dump

738 days ago
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Fat Mike    

haha, with his phobias, I think he'll be selling that house.

738 days ago
3.

Jac    

Couldn't he have simply knocked on the bathroom door?!?!?!!?

738 days ago
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Jen    

What?? He heard people having sex in HIS bathroom & called the police? Because he thought it might be a sexual assault? That doesn't make any sense. If it's your house, bang on the door & tell them to get the F out of your bathroom. If he thought someone was being assaulted & he just stood there, he's a piece of sh*t. And if he wanted people arrested for having sex, well he's just a jag off.

738 days ago
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James-Tannant    

KEEP IT CLEAN FOR HOWIE CLEAN.

738 days ago
6.

RaineeDrops    

His OCD issues are going to drive him to insanity. Wow. Howie, change therapists, ASAP!

738 days ago
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RaineeDrops    

I bet the entire police force was laughing their butts off at his police report.

Poor Howie. He could not even let Sharon or Howard Stern pop a black head (why that was even on America's Got Talent, because how embarrassing for him) in his ear using their own hands, they had to put gloves on.

738 days ago
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Ace    

There's a new Home HIV test you can buy now. I would suggest using it once a week. They could be wrong about catching it from a bathroom seat.

738 days ago
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mike hunt    

Here's an Idea Howie. Don' throw any more massive parties at your house-mansion. You OCD freak. Have little get togethers in which you know everyone that's on your property and you can control the situation to your standards.

738 days ago
10.

anony    

You know it doesn't take much to get Howie's panties in a twist.

738 days ago
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two cents    

How classy. Can't do that at home? Idiots.

738 days ago
12.

Abe    

This story is made up. Not real. And totally ridiculous.

738 days ago
13.

Pudding Tang    

Police responded quickly to the B.I.P....... 'Blumpkin In Progress'....

738 days ago
14.

Pudding Tang    

INSANITY.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X3So3k***k

738 days ago
15.

big'un    

What a retard

738 days ago
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