(0:00) Justin Bieber's insane, high-speed chase down the 101 Freeway incited more fear in other drivers than we thought ... turns out 10 people called 911 on him. And get this ... one of them was Biebs ... and you gotta hear what he had to say.
(6:10) Kris Humphries didn't use a rubber when hooking up with his ex -- which totally explains that whole pregnancy issue.
(10:00) 40 Glocc calls in to talk about the brutal fight between him and The Game -- the one in which he got his ass handed to him ... and he claims there were multiple people -- and guns -- involved.
(19:20) A war erupts between Bill Mahar and Wayne Brady -- after Mahar suggests President Obama is a soft guy ... just like Brady. Brady's response ... far, far from soft.
(25:50) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' divorce has been SETTLED! We have exclusive details about who gets Suri, and when.
(32:30) Matt Lauer gushes over Savannah Guthrie on "Today" this morning ... and it's just the thing the show needs to get out of the hole it dug with Ann Curry.
(35:00) Octomom's a rapper now -- and as painful as that sounds ... we're happy she's hustling for her kids.
(38:00) Maria Shriver and her daughter are BOTH busted with parking tickets. The parking-violating apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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