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YouPorn to Fred Willard

Here's a Free Computer,

Ya Know ... For PORN

7/22/2012 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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YouPorn
has come up with a solution to Fred Willard's dilemma of allegedly wanting to masturbate while watching XXX movies ... but NOT be arrested. AT-HOME INTERNET PORN!!!

The adult themed website fired off a letter to the 72-year-old actor -- who was recently popped for stroking the one-eyed snake in public -- offering to buy him a brand, new computer to watch porn on.

The letter states, "We wanted to educate you a little more on some of society's newest advances to help you achieve orgasm from the privacy of your own home."

Not only that, the XXX site even throws in free installation, adding "One of our YouPorn representatives will come to your home to install it for you."

Porn sites ... always lookin' out for the little guy.

58 COMMENTS

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16.

RyBorn    

Porn Sites = Pop-Ups

http://tinyurl.com/pwevents

734 days ago
17.

DES    

Fred is the only guy happy about the Colorado movie massacre

734 days ago
18.

Cricket    

I tried computer sex but the holes were too small...

734 days ago
19.

ugh..really?     

like he has never thought about that before

734 days ago
20.

Truth    

WHAT'S THERE TO INSTALL??? CANT FREE WILLY PLUG IN HIS OWN ETHERNET CABLE. OH SH*T, THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING WITH HIS LEFT HAND. "99 BOTTLES AND A BITCH AINT ONE". #TRUTH!!

734 days ago
21.

onenationundercanada    

I see what you did there.

734 days ago
22.

keepinitrealincali    

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for my laugh of the day, TMZ!

734 days ago
23.

arale norimaki    

What's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, f-ed-up pictures/video of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?

734 days ago
24.

I am Spartacus    

all you need is google videos, type in what you're looking for and you'll find it

734 days ago
25.

D-INCARNATION    

His wife's gonna love that......

734 days ago
26.

Squatting Thunder    

so if you spank your monkey in a theater you get a free computer? What do you get if you flog your log in a Ferrari showroom?

734 days ago
27.

Squatting Thunder    

if I yank my crank in a bank do I get free checking?

734 days ago
28.

QP    

It is a disease that Fred Willard needs to shake it off.

734 days ago
29.

Carl    

When I first saw the story I wondered why anyone, especially someone famous, would bother going to a XXX theater anymore. Its not like the internet is a new thing.

734 days ago
30.

South Beach    

Now THAT'S service! Helping the old guy out, that's so nice!

734 days ago
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