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Lindsay Lohan

Another Day ... Another

FENDER BENDER!

7/25/2012 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

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Call Guinness ... Lindsay Lohan was just involved in her 5,412th car accident -- but luckily, this one didn't require tow trucks or ambulances.

Here's the blow-by-blow: accident-prone Lindsay chose to get behind the wheel of her black Porsche Panamera after a shopping trip in Bev Hills this afternoon.

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A short while later, while cruising down Sunset Boulevard, Lindsay tapped the back of a silver Mustang ... that wasn't moving.

A woman in the Mustang says, "We were sitting at a light and somebody hit us."

The woman says a male passenger in Lindsay's car apologized and left his phone number ... before telling her they had to keep going because paparazzi were following them.

The Mustang's damage appears to be extremely minor and cosmetic. It's unknown if Lindsay's car suffered any bumps or dings.

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Considering her track record, any LiLo accident you can walk away from ...

1252 COMMENTS

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106.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Is Blohan done filming? This is the third day shes been everywhere but on-set. Did they finally can her ass?

731 days ago
107.

Manimal    

@help this young woman...LOL! Hohan doesn't give a sh*t about any ones personal property not hers, a rental and most definitely not yours.

If you rent her a car she'll wreck it.
A room or house...expect it to get trashed.

She doesn't give a f*ck.

731 days ago
108.

Andyconda    

Nicole I respect your wishes and changed my AVI for you...
Now are you pleased

731 days ago
109.

Andyconda    

since Milo was trying to open "The goo ship Rehab"
and Dina was Giving out parenting Tips and trying to right a book on it.
will Lielo open a driving school?

731 days ago
110.

AlwaysOnTimeB    

For someone who seems to love being behind the wheel, she sure hasn't learned the rules of the road. Please suspend her license before she kills someone!!

731 days ago
111.

MissL    

"the paparazzi is following us" is not a valid reason to leave the scene an accident. Why is this idiot allowed to keep getting away with this crap?

731 days ago
112.

help this young woman    

Let's all meet a porn star named Linds
Her career ends before it begins
Endless moaning and belching
Plus the gasping and felching
Can't distract from her multiple chins

731 days ago
113.

jc    

****Breathin' in deep****
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Now that I got that out of my system......
That slag doesn't need to drive a porsche, she should drive a fvckin bumper car!

731 days ago
114.

IceGypsy    

Why would the passenger give them his phone number. If she was the driver, she's the one that should have taken care of that. Someone Take this woman's license away before she kills someone.

731 days ago
115.

help this young woman    

Liz and Dick debuts Lifetime October 2012

731 days ago
116.

help this young woman    

Introducing the Lindsay Lohan Celebrity Driving School!

While the cost is prohibitive to all but the most wealthy (one million dollars per hour), you do get what you pay for. To begin with, the course consists of three highly-intensive aspects, each more ground-breaking than the competition.

The beginning of the course involves a well-thought-out classroom-setting instruction. Linds (and AA Aliana, too) is much too busy to actually be there herself, but these classes are instead taught by two highly-qualified instructors: Gayvin and another professor identified only as "NICOLE".

Next, you will be trotted through the "Preparation Department" which will consist of all of the necessary accoutrements needed to put your mind at ease: A cocaine facial, personally calibrated spray-tanning, and an exclusive manicure tailored just for you (a copyright-protected "FvckU option is an additional million dollars - recommended).

The third part of the training is the driving course itself. Oranges cones are strictly banned here.... the Linsday Lohan Celebrity Driving School utilizes imported palm trees from Maui. Before you begin, you may choose from one of two "confidence enhancers": Lindsay Lohan-brand vodka or a special energized chewing gum. One million dollars extra will provide both (recommended).

No points will be subtracted for clipping strollers, hookah managers, or random skanks, but penalties must be assessed for failing to match your stolen fvck-me stilts with your scarecrow wig. Sign up now before the crew becomes “unresponsive”!!!!!

731 days ago
117.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD    

I used to think that Porsche made a really cool car, until this dumb bitch Low-han ruined that image. I'll never buy or lease a Porsche again. Furthermore, I hope she just drives off a cliff and dies. She's so disgusting....

731 days ago
118.

Grandma Cracker    

Lindsay cannot film this week because she is covered in bruises and scrapes from her drunk last weekend.

731 days ago
119.

But_I'm_not_Wrong    

What the hell did this poor girl do in her previous LIFE to deserve this hell on earth life she leads

731 days ago
120.

Andyconda    

Night Nicole, dont forget to read LINDZEE Niece a goo night story out of Hustler..
or watch a bed time movie like "little anal annie"

731 days ago
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