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Dane Cook Cracks Jokes

About 'Batman' Massacre

7/27/2012 8:33 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



Dane Cook
is using the Colorado shooting tragedy as material for his standup act.

Last night, Cook took the stage at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd. and began to talk about "Dark Knight Rises."

In footage, obtained by DailyCaller.com, Cook can be heard saying ...

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie ... And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap ... yeah, spoiler alert.”

Cook continued ... “I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f*cking shoot me.’”

A bunch of people in the crowd laughed ... some people groaned.

For the record, the shooting occurred exactly one week ago ... 12 people were killed and 58 were injured with many people still hospitalized.

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sashanailor    

Its a joke! God d@mn people.....

732 days ago
92.

bhaha    

awww poor babies crying over a joke againnnnn

732 days ago
93.

Twist     

American and douche bag should be synonymous. People want to make this about Dane Cook, which I couldn't be happier about, but the crowd lauged along with the jack ass.

732 days ago
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BigMunKnee    

Usually,...that's the route that TALENTLESS LOSERS have to take in an attempt to be "funny" ; use/take advantage of others misfortunes/pain/suffering. Wonder who's "thing" he su*ked in Hollywood to have a career, because in ALL HONESTY,...I NEVER found Cook to be "entertaining"!! Even BEFORE he definitively proved with this latest attempt @ being "funny", that he's NOT!! Epitome of JERKOFF!!

732 days ago
95.

Jessica    

Oh lord, everone is way too PC....comedians make jokes about 9/11 all the time and everyone laughs it up, and that was a much bigger tragedy. Comedy equals tragedy plus time, perhaps not enough time has passed, but people need to lighten up a little.

732 days ago
96.

Bertaux Robert    

I don't like jokers ...i hat them ..like they are ****

732 days ago
97.

David    

lighten up people! Some people deal with tragedy in different ways. Hes a comic for christ sake. This PC stuff is getting outta hand. If you dont like it, dont support him by going to his shows, but you cant censor him. People have the right to say whatever they want. Thats the beauty about the US.

732 days ago
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md    

Have not seen batman yet,but cant see it being that bad,apology on its way right now i bet

732 days ago
99.

willie    

Calling Dane Cook an insensitive jerk is putting it mildly. If any of his family or friends had been killed, then he certainly wouldn't be using that terrible tragedy as part of his comedy act. I think Dane is a worthless piece of garbage.

732 days ago
100.

jules    

Really and Why! What the hell was the point, to get a laugh? You need to check yourself dude!

732 days ago
101.

IceGypsy    

Where is this man's mother? I'm pretty sure he needs a good smack!

732 days ago
102.

Joey    

A$$HOLE SUPREME I NEVER THOUGHT THT HE WAS FUINNY. I WONDER IF HIIS MOTHER (IF HE KNOWS WHO SHE IS ) WAS SHOT IN THE THEATER HE WOULD THINK THAT IT WAS FUNNY

732 days ago
103.

starshine79    

dane cook is not funny!

732 days ago
104.

Lynn317    

Dane Cook has never been funny ...
and has built his career - or what is left of it - from being an nasty, vulgar "Insensitive Jerk".

Hope this latest stunt finally ends what is left of his career.

732 days ago
105.

bb1969    

douchebag!

732 days ago
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