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Dane Cook Cracks Jokes

About 'Batman' Massacre

7/27/2012 8:33 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



Dane Cook
is using the Colorado shooting tragedy as material for his standup act.

Last night, Cook took the stage at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd. and began to talk about "Dark Knight Rises."

In footage, obtained by DailyCaller.com, Cook can be heard saying ...

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie ... And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap ... yeah, spoiler alert.”

Cook continued ... “I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f*cking shoot me.’”

A bunch of people in the crowd laughed ... some people groaned.

For the record, the shooting occurred exactly one week ago ... 12 people were killed and 58 were injured with many people still hospitalized.

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106.

WhatTheWhat    

This boy (not a man) is only trying to stay in the news. Dane your 15 minutes are over... Time to move on!

784 days ago
107.

truthiness    

He is not funny.

Never has been, never will be.

Too bad he wasn't in the theater in Aurora that evening...

784 days ago
108.

Lilo    

Dane Cook has and never will be funny. He is a good storyteller, but he is not funny.

784 days ago
109.

Babydoll0630    

Come here to Aurora and try to crack that joke.......ppl won't just be booing you.

784 days ago
110.

Brian    

I think you need to add more options to the poll.
i don't find the joke to be too offensive, but since the only other choice is "Hilarious" (something I would NEVER use in the same sentence as 'Dane Cook') I opted not to vote.

784 days ago
111.

IceGypsy    

For comedians, timing is everything. They make jokes about 911 now, but I'm sure no one did a week after it happened. When the victims are still in hospital, and plans for funerals are still going on, it's prob not a good idea to make light of it.

784 days ago
112.

madworld    

LOL, u Wank yanks dont mind lettin loonies buy guns but, tell a joke and then its, "how dare he"

784 days ago
113.

LDB    

Too soon...

784 days ago
114.

anonymous    

I can't stand this sorry, lame, not even close to funny, jerkoff. He is so lame. Go away lamo!

784 days ago
115.

Jorbear    

Who is this guy???

784 days ago
116.

TONYA    

NEVER LIKED HIM AND NOW EVEN MORE REASON TO HATE HIM

784 days ago
117.

Walking Paradox     

If it was one of my friends, I would maybe chuckle but it's Dane Cook, he's a f u c k i n g awful comedian.

784 days ago
118.

Kitten    

I know of at least 58 people who wouldn't find that wannabe comics crap funny at all... Joke or not, that was f'ed up imo.

784 days ago
119.

trish Bowers    

Bad taste...not a bad guy...

784 days ago
120.

Marquis De Suave    

Shouldn't he be talking about chainsaw f%#$ing some skank he met at the Ha-Ha Hole?

784 days ago
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