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Lindsay Lohan

Fires Back at Pap --

Accident Was YOUR Fault!

8/1/2012 4:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan
believes a stupid paparazzo stupidly stepped in front of her car back in 2010 ... and it's his own stupid fault he got hit ... this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

TMZ broke the story ... a photog named Grigor Balyan sued Lindsay in January, claiming he was shooting her car as it drove away from a Hollywood nightclub -- and her assistant plowed into him under Lindsay's direction, causing him orthopedic and neurologic injuries.

But Lindsay's ready to go to war over the allegations -- filing her response in L.A. County Superior this week, claiming Balyan "carelessly put himself near a moving automobile" and caused his OWN injuries.

Lindsay insists she shouldn't have to pay him squat. A judge has yet to rule.


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Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Oh, such an honest person:

"Lohan was also spotted at the Simyone Lounge -- but Lindsay tells us, "I did not drink ... period. I do not drink ... period."

<--- and what is it that she's doing in my AVI?

812 days ago


Those aren't my pants with cocaine in the pocket! The black guy was driving! They loaned me that necklace! It's a misunderstanding! It's all untrue!

812 days ago

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

- I wasn't driving.
- The truck driver cut me off.
- My brakes failed.
- I haven't been out to a bar... since... in a long long time.
- I'm a homebody now.

812 days ago

help this young woman    

One million!!!! One million!!!! One million!!!!!

812 days ago

help this young woman    

Rouge Wearer Rouge Wearer
It’s wholly rewarding
To throw your crap back in your face

A pox you’ll not avoid
Something you call “FACTOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Now go snivel away in disgrace

812 days ago


how come noone ever hits her?
she is involved in drama everytime she drives..
I want a lindsay lohan clone to move next oor to her so they can wreck into each other..
bring back old Tara

812 days ago


These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

812 days ago


A real story would be
that will never happen..
because her brain is wet..and she is a compulsive liar.
Like ILG said.. cant believe her after all the lies

812 days ago


Is the pap suing just Liho or the assistant too?

811 days ago


Urgent message to lindsay lohan: You are ugly and untalented .You are a very "needy" person. Your father is an attention whore, like yourself, and has more issues than Sports Illustrated. Your mother is a sad excuse for a parent. In fact, your entire family are an embarrassment and should be stripped naked, hog tied and flogged with whips in a public square and then tarred and feathered and banished for teh rest of your miserable little lives to Antartica. Why tmz is obsessed with you is an unexplained mystery, but one thing is certain: your "career" is over, you are a complete joke and I hope you are struck by lightning or a meteor a.s.a.p.
A Concerned Parent

811 days ago

help this young woman    

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811 days ago

Darnell, student of Rim Cat    

I smell another out of court settlement right before the court date........either that or its my litter box that stinkin'. Either way, they are both full of crap.

811 days ago


I'm on Lindsay's side on this one. If you get in front of a moving car and get your foot run over, it's your own damn fault.

811 days ago

Who Knew    

Can't stand her but she's right in this case.

811 days ago

South Beach    

If I'm thinking of the right video clip, she's right (holy cow, did I just SAY that?)..That pap absolutely put himself in it...Think it might have been his foot..

811 days ago
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