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'The Expendables'

Who'd You Rather?

8/11/2012 2:30 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0810_expendables_ratherIt was a battle of the reanimated '80s action heroes, as Dolph Lundgren, 54, Sylvester Stallone, 66, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 65, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, 51, put on their best faces at the Paris premiere of their new flick "The Expendables 2" on Thursday.

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CN    

I'd rather gouge an eye out with a plastic spork.

714 days ago
17.

cobrazombie    

The Expendables 3: Dependables.

714 days ago
18.

Madam Obvious    

What the hell is the deal with Jean-Claude Van Damme's face??????? He looks absolutely shocking and at least ten years older than his 51 years. Of the four, Lundgren looks the best, the other three- ugggghhh!!!

714 days ago
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Oh A 💛💋    

Would you rather .... Throw the **** up ? Hell yes !

714 days ago
20.

ThePhoenix    

I chose Dolph. I LOVE smart men. Not to say the others are not, just that Dolph has them all beat in that department.

714 days ago
21.

moribundman    

Lemme see... Dolph is slouching, Arnold and JC are standing up straight, but how high are Sly's lifts? :-P

714 days ago
22.

ShoeGurlie    

There REALLY needs to be a NONE option there! Jean Claude looks like the worst of the lot. His face looks like Silly Putty stretched out!

714 days ago
23.

Jody    

Jason, I would rather do Jason and that is it for that bunch.

714 days ago
24.

verlinda    

NONE OF THE ABOVE....YUCK

714 days ago
25.

boricua4669    

Is sad how bad Jean Claude looks !? Coke is a hell of a drug .... Kids, don't use drugs !! Here's the prove !

714 days ago
26.

Athina    

Sometimes you find a distinguished, sexy older man. Unfortunately, none of these men even come close to being anything remotely close to that.

714 days ago
27.

YouDontSay    

Pass please

714 days ago
28.

onecent    

What is up with Van Damme? He looks waaaaaaay older than ALL of them and he's only FIFTY-ONE? Wow.

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29.

mooshki    

Jason Statham!!!!!

714 days ago
30.

Latch Johnson    

To all the people saying they are old and gross, I bet they are in ten times the shape you are now. Congrats on still doing it and doing it well guys. As for the question, I'd do none but I've always thought Dolph was the coolest of this bunch.

714 days ago
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