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Kris Humphries


In Kim K Divorce

8/15/2012 6:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0814_kris_humphries_kim_kardashian_articleLawyers for Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian will square off in court today and -- in technical legal terms -- we're told the judge will force Kris to either s**t or get off the pot.

Lawyers for both sides must tell the judge what they have done to either settle the case or prepare for trial.  As TMZ has previously reported ... Kris has refused to settle, even though he signed what we're told is an iron-clad prenup that gives him zilch in the 72-day marriage.

What makes things puzzling ... even though Kris won't settle, he hasn't prepared for trial. In fact, we know Kris' lawyers have not even taken Kim's deposition ... this, despite the fact the judge said all depos must be in the can by today's hearing.

As we previously reported, Kris' lawyers have said they want to put reality TV on trial, but it's unclear what their end game is because Kris has no damages. He made hundreds of thousands of bucks off "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" as well as the wedding special, and he signed a $24 million basketball contract -- and the notoriety that made him a celeb didn't hurt the negotiations.

Short story ... it's almost certain the judge will not screw around with the case by prolonging it. If Kris doesn't want to walk away with a clean divorce, the judge will almost certainly set the case for trial -- whether Kris and his legal team are prepared or not.

We're not so cynical to believe Kris is dragging things out because he likes the publicity.


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Kris has his own $, I'm sure to him it's all about showing the world her true colors!!! I for one hope he shows everyone what a fake piece of trash this B***H really is, $ doesn't buy class!

798 days ago


Harvey= did Kim or her mother send you another check? Whose the media whore? Fat ass Kim or little Harvey?

798 days ago


"We're not so cynical to believe Kris is dragging things out because he likes the publicity."

And Kimmy doesn't? That's right, she only likes publicity on her terms, when she is telling TMZ where she is goign next so that they can snap pics of her lardass.

798 days ago

Phishie from Philly    

Kris you messed up because if you were more like Bruce Jenner or Scott Diick your marriage would have lasted 172 days. But since you are worse that's why it only lasted 72 days. Im sure It actually only last 32 days but KK thought it would be to soon to divorce! Kim you really are the perfect bitch of all bitches.
Phishie from Philly

798 days ago

moe l.    

He's just PO'd that he now has every STD known to mankind. Her oozing puss-pot is worse than a witch's cauldron.

798 days ago


She is a worthless gutter whore, so who really cares? She has moved on to another sucker, which is how many since she "loved" KH? Man, I just find her disgusting.

798 days ago


fcking HATE KRIS, we all know the marriage was real, stupid attention seeking whore.

798 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

TMZ quote: " we're told the judge will force Kris to either s**t or get off the pot. "
That is one nasty, grotesque word picture.

798 days ago


Once the whole Kimmys 'fairy tail' wedding scam that E! paid for was over so was Humphries. No longer good for anything. He certinly wasn't going to get her the attention she craves. So what good is he.

Humphries will have the last laugh. He will meet somebody raise a nice family and be very happy. Kimmy will still be shoving herself down peoples throats, sending out photos of herself and so on.

Good chance West will dump her first.

798 days ago


news of celebrities in amazing. waiting for next update.

798 days ago


I guess Kim is blowing Harvey and that long haired blonde dbag that works for TMZ in order to get positive spin on her conniving family. No other explanation for it.

798 days ago


Kim is a star in her imagination. She is roundly disliked by almost everyone with a TV.

798 days ago


And now stupid people actually believe KK is having some big romance with Kanye West. You never learn.

798 days ago


Your 15 minutes are up, Kris. Move on--make this story stop.

798 days ago


the kardashians must have tmz on their payroll the way tmz kiss their asses...

798 days ago
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