Kate Upton -- Supermodel Busted Going Undercover

I have the biggest hairiest ***** in all of the UK and I have grown my pubic hair down to my ankles. I tie my pubic hair with five goat bells that jingle jangle all day long. I LOVE coming the USA and giving all you Yanks the middle finger. Come lick me in my hairy places...I have fleas..:D

TMZ always have to exaggerates with this chick. She's pretty but her body doesn't even look good

Why do you always focus on her chest?..she's a woman who happen to have breasts...what's the big deal? I wish you could talk more about her work than her chest. JEEZ

Kate is a walk to remember, the hottest girl out there and, if real as she claims, the best pair I have seen in a very long time! Hottie!!

No hips.

She ain't that hot....

She's a very pretty girl, with a nice set of twins, but there is something off about her hips and middle. It's like her torso is too long and she doesn't have any curve to waist. It's just wierd.

She only looks good from her floating rib on up. Don't pan down.

Sports Illustrated sold out when they used this whoor. They usually chose women who at least looked like they weren't screwing everything that moved including the family dog. She's a pig. Nice body, but a pig all the same.

Upton is NOT news worthy and she is NOT hot! Those FAKE fun bags are over bloated and misshapen. They will be dragging on her knees in no time at all. She's just another fame whore who loves to be plastered on every surface on the planet. How about she take on a modeling job inside an active volcano?

Too bad she couldn't hide those love handles.

I like TMZ, but they act like boys who still get excited over a nipslip or deep cleavage. It’s like they’re all 16 . . . no, 12 years old. “Ooooh, Boobies!”

THOSE TWO BUCKETS PASTED TO HER CHEST ARE SO PHONY LOOKING ONE COULD GAG ON A SPOON. SHE REMINDS ME OF THAT COURTNEY STODDEN WHO SAYS SHE IS 16 AND PROBABLY IS 24. THIS ONE IS NOT EVEN PRETTY. SO FAKE.

THOSE TWO BUCKETS PASTED TO HER CHEST ARE SO PHONY LOOKING ONE COULD GAG ON A SPOON. SHE REMINDS ME OF THAT COURTNEY STODDEN WHO SAYS SHE IS 16 AND PROBABLY IS 24. THIS ONE IS NOT EVEN PRETTY. SO FAKE.

She is too fat to be a runway model