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Harry's NAKED Romp

Ragin'est Vegas Trip Ever

8/22/2012 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Prince Harry's BUTT NAKED billiards party was just a small part of his wild weekend in Las Vegas -- he was also hanging with Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte! So, we got Ryan on the phone to find out what it's like getting the royal treatment on the Strip.

Plus, you gotta hear what Buckingham Palace said when we told 'em about the Harry pics.

Also, LL Cool J's awesome take down of an intruder in his home -- badass move or stupid risk to take? And Jerry Springer comes in to celebrate a big anniversary with us! We promise ... no tossed chairs or angry baby mamas. No more than usual.
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(0:00) Prince Harry goes balls out in Las Vegas -- losing his shirt (and his pants) in a game a strip pool ... and we have photos of his exploits.
(4:00) Olympic hero Ryan Lochte calls in -- he partied with Prince Harry this weekend ... and tells us what it was like hanging out with royalty in Las Vegas.
(10:00) How did Prince Harry's security team let such a breach happen?
(14:20) LL Cool J beats the hell out of a guy who broke into his house -- did he do the right thing? Some people think his heroics were too big of a risk.
(18:00) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! The great Jerry Springer joins Harvey and Charles to talk about the 22nd anniversary of his legendary talk show -- as well as the biggest topic of the day... Prince Harry's nude pics.
(24:01) Paul Ryan claims to have dated an African American in college -- does that change your opinion of him?
(29:10) Taylor Swift crashes a Kennedy wedding -- and allegedly blew off the brides mother, who didn't want the country star overshadowing the nuptials.
(33:42) Gabriel Aubrey's counterattack against Halle Berry -- he says she's in more of a danger from paparazzi in France than in L.A. ... and he uses the Princess Diana trump card to make his case.
(36:10) Avril Lavigne gets engaged to Chad Kroeger -- and everyone's excited for them, right? WRONG. Apparently people who make horrible music aren't allowed to be happy like the rest of us.
(39:20) Paris Hilton's $300k car breaks down -- and everyone laughs at her. Harvey tries to says it's not fair that the common man finds rich people problems funny ... but Charles can't stop laughing.
(42:00) We take your calls!
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61.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Maybe the girl was actually Ryan's slave.

708 days ago
62.

Flying Blind    

i'm sorry ghetto, i play golf with a bunch of different GOP'rs and they'll kick Ryan to the curb

708 days ago
63.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Skype Girl needs to stop reading TMZ fed lines.

708 days ago
64.

Flying Blind    

i'm using Skype to interview for an anouncer job

708 days ago
65.

Honeys Booboo    

In all fairness to Harvey and TMZ though,
is it just me or did Harry have his WING up
that chick's A$$ in one of those pictures?

708 days ago
66.

Flying Blind    

what are these next two stories, "back in the good old days"

708 days ago
67.

emi    

This just confirms that he is not a VIRGIN. Is anyone surprised? Will he be banned from the thrown?

708 days ago
68.

Brien    

I wanna party with Harry!

708 days ago
69.

Flying Blind    

I'm through with standing in line
to the clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

(yeah, so what you need)

I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blonde hair
and well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up *******s
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla... ha ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary
in today's who's who
We'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial
well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary
in today's who's who
We'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

708 days ago
70.

TheTruth    

Damn TMZ! How much news can a bare a$$ be? We get it, we see it. Move on.....

708 days ago
71.

Donovan    

Harvey reminds me of this old perv teacher we used to have who would stand in the front of the class with his hand in his pocket and diddle himself. Watch how often Harvey hikes up his pants or sticks in hand in his pocket and moves it around.

708 days ago
72.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Nice fake accent Skype Girl. She can't keep up the charade very good.

708 days ago
73.

Flying Blind    

1rsty .let me look this up in Wikipedia

708 days ago
74.

Flying Blind    

you need a wife before you can wear a wife beater

708 days ago
75.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Not only does Paul Ryan listen to Rage Against The Machine, I just saw him at a shop buying the latest issue of Essence.

708 days ago
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