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Anna Nicole Smith Story

The Roles of a Lifetime

8/25/2012 8:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Anna Nicole Smith's life was surrounded by a huge cast of characters ... and now Lifetime is actually trying to cast those characters for an upcoming movie ... and TMZ has obtained the casting call sheet.

First off, Anna is described as "a pretty, but plain girl growing up in small town Texas" who "transformed herself though sheer willpower" into the famous Playmate she became.

They call Howard K. Stern a "lawyer-guy-friend-weirdo" ... "whose middling law firm is on the way out, so he devotes his entire business career to representing Anna Nicole."

Anna's late son Danny is described as a "wry, very cute and intelligent teenager" ... who "dislikes Howard K. Stern, whom he considers a slow-acting poison." They add, "Danny seems to have picked up his mother's pill popping habit" and "cuts his young life short."

J. Howard Marshall -- Anna's 80-something, billionaire husband -- is listed as "skin going gray, head gone bald and liver spots everywhere" ... a "pointlessness" dulls "the glint that used to be in his eyes." Um, yeah.

They paint Marshall's son E. Pierce as Anna's greatest nemesis ... he "makes it his decision to DESTROY Anna" and "he viciously vows to dedicate all thirteen of his attorneys to making sure Anna never receives a dime."

Finally, Anna's mother Virgie is said to be "a plain-looking deputy living in a hardscrabble Texas town" but according to them, "Virgie claims that men ruined her life" so she is determined they won't do the same to Anna.

For whatever reason, there was no listing for everyone's favorite baby daddy, Larry Birkhead.

No word on when this masterpiece in the making will air.


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Call Howard K Stern her handler, because that is what he was!

ANS is another sad MK Ultra victim. do they have her on record with DID, as well. very cute.

789 days ago


Kim K as Anna (just needs a blonde wig), Ryan Seacrest as Howard Stern (just needs a brown wig)

789 days ago


I still don't understand the outcome of a lawsuit that took 10 years. I'm not a huge fan of Anna Nicloe Smith's, but at the time of J. H. Marshall's death she was his wife. He did not leave her anything in his will, but wasn't she entitled to a portion of the estate, as his wife? The argument was, that he was so generous with her during the marriage, that she acquired all that she would have been entitled to. I still don't get how they can step into a marriage, any marriage, and say whether or not it was real. The old guy wasn't senile. And, I always had little sympathy for the son, Pierce Marshall, how is he so different from Anna? He didn't earn the money either! Now all the parties are dead, and the winners are the lawyers.

789 days ago


Coco fat ass as Anna Nicole, Mel Gibson's father as J Howard. Howard Stern as Howard J. Stern. Aaron Carter as Danny. Anna's lesi GF can play herself since no acting experience is required. She didn't talk anyway.

789 days ago


A movie about a nasty gold-digging skank? I think I've seen many of those.....

789 days ago


Lifetime again? Lindsey Lohan has more personal experience to play Anna Nichole than she had by playing Liz Taylor.

789 days ago


Betty White as the mom?

789 days ago


I get very tired of reading rotten comments about Howard k Stern,who gave advice for this movie Vergie Arthur,The mommie Dearest that sold tmz a home christmas party video with Anna swollowing pills and Vergie laughing ,Vergie looking for money,Why skip the part where Vergie,wants total custody of Dannielynn,not for love of the child,because Verfge thought Dannielynn was about to inheret millions. POLICE OFFICER who used her handcuffs to handcuff Anna to her bed,Tell the real Anna Nicole story

789 days ago


That's already been done. next.

789 days ago


ugggg .... now to cast .... How quickly will they sign on Ms. Lohan to play Anna Nicole????

789 days ago


Will Larry King play J. Howard Marshall? Clay Akins could play Birkhead.

789 days ago


Have Blowhan as Anna. She's cheap plus only Lifetime hires all these almost where's.

789 days ago


Anna's heart broke and she died the moment she lost her son. He was all that she ever had that belonged to her, and she loved him more than life itself. Everyone else took advantage of, and used her. Say what you might about her, but she died of a broken heart. I

789 days ago

rash on my ass    

this is funny watch lmao

788 days ago


Hmm let's see. Good ole country girl who didn't get enough attention from daddy or the popular cheerleaders, turns into a gold diggin whore who screws an old rich guy for money and pills, and kills herself after "big daddy" doesn't leave her any money. There's your story folks, now pay me for the rights

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