Kelly Slater -- Board Stiff by Bikini Groupies

Ok, TMZ Commenters! I see a few women in the top pic that have nice, THICK butts! How many of you think they're fat?! Come on boney booty lovers! Speak up!

WISH I CLD SURF LIKE HIM !!!

Wow!

Did you expect anything less from the GOAT shredded?

Yeah, there's some junk in the trunk going on at that beach.

Wave Shredder

When are women gonna realize that unless they have a literally perfect butt, that style of cheek-baring bikini bottom just makes them look like hippos?!

Cover the cheeks, ladies, you'll look better.

Most of those women look disgusting, especially the one with the huge ass in the black hat, and the one with the huge ass standing to her left.

LOL @ The girl in the big black hat - girl I'm embarrassed for you - what are you thinking? You've even got rolls of fat on your back. FFS get a 1-piece bathing suit next time.

Why do binbo's with fat azzes think they look good in string bikinis, gross glad I wasn't there to see it.

Sorry, Audrey, they are not nice butts. They are so so. Meh. Too big for that style of bikini. When they walk, it looks funny. It is not about boney butts, it is about fit butts. So do the stairs, Audrey, and you won't feel so insecure...then mask it with comments like you just put. Girls who get snarky bc other girls take care of themselves is not a good thing.

Looks like a butt convention to me!

I like the butt on the second from left.
No wait I like the butt on the right.
Wait wait I like the butt second from center.
This must be what a hungry dog feels like when you throw a steak in front of him.

These bitches need to cover up their ass cheeks and get a job.

THE CHICK IN THE BLK HAT IS NASTY KIM K LOL