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Courtney Stodden vs.

Alleged 'Wife Swap' Hooker

Who'd You Rather?

9/5/2012 2:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0830_courtney_stodden_mugshot_launchBuxom child bride Courtney Stodden just turned 18 (EIGHTEEN!) and has been offered multiple deals to do porn, while orange 20-year-old former "Wife Swap" star Alicia Guastaferro (seen here in her glamorous mug shot) was just arrested for alleged prostitution last week.

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16.

Faye    

That girl looks twice her age. Seriously. By the time she's 30, she's going to look 50. She's not aging well.

688 days ago
17.

Brooke    

Ugh, if I HAD to choose, I'd rather do Courtney. I'd be more worried about STDs with the hooker, plus I wouldn't want her orange spray paint rubbing off on me.

688 days ago
18.

Joe    

Ummm... Both of them of course. And at the same time. Oh... And with the lights CLOSED !

688 days ago
19.

ohreally    

I'm going with Courtney on this one. That other girl looks too fake and she looks like she'd be extremely boring in bed. Courtney looks like she'll suck my whole penis off its base..

So vote Courtney.. Plus she don't have a fake ass spray tan.

By the way, it's courtney by default.

688 days ago
20.

GoodOnPaper    

i think the question should be "how drunk would you have to be"?

688 days ago
21.

Mr E    

I'm actually a woman, despite my moniker (a take on "mystery,") and I think Courtney is prettier -- especially without the warpaint and can of hairspray in her mane. The photos where she had very little or no makeup on showed a pretty girl. I also think she is really batty, which is always good for a hearty laugh.

688 days ago
22.

mbaby    

Both!

688 days ago
23.

Jael    

Is there a "neither" option? For the guy who isn't into jail bait and wannabe Oompa Loompas.

688 days ago
24.

Beth    

Not with two bags and another man's prick......

688 days ago
25.

rjinsd    

Seriously, where in the hell is the NEITHER choice? One looks like a used up hooker at 18 and the other looks like she is made of plastic - truth be told they both look like they are made from plastic and my long john will not be paying a visit to either...

688 days ago
26.

really! really?    

The eighteen yr old who's been married for two years looks more "used up" than the 20 yr old prostitute. What's up with that?

688 days ago
27.

Melissa1987    

It's like choosing between AIDS and cancer...gross

688 days ago
28.

billy    

Courtney Stodden is a dip****... I'd rather sleep with a hooker....

688 days ago
29.

Pondscum    

Where is the button for puttIng for covering your dick in honey and putting down a fire ant hole? Just sayin...

688 days ago
30.

Genjerleigh    

They both look skanky and gross. At some point you're going to have to start giving the "none of the above" option

688 days ago
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