Victoria's Secret super babe Doutzen Kroes showed off her rock hard abs and super soft curves in a smokin' hot green tiny bikini in Miami on Tuesday.The 27-year-old mother of one is very, very good for the environment.

I think I can see her organs.....ick...but that is what it takes to be a Victoria Secret model.
Looking at her middle, somehow the thought of running your hands across bone and muscle just takes all the fun out of it. Not attractive.
Well no one is perfect, with the bow legs , abs? there is no skin to accommodate 'abs' .... but from the back she does look funny, do I sound bitter, I am not, to old...... I hope she eats, when I was skinny ninny until about 5 yrs. ago, I gained 20 lbs. (went from 89-99- to 115) this is what I ate, every two days I ate whatever I wanted, from a slice of pizza to cheesecake , chicken- swiss with bacon and I drank a cup of tea three times a day (with a ton of sugar) and smoked about a little less than a pk. a day...... I did not weigh 100 wet as I went back and forth from 90 and less to 100. All I can say is if someone tells you they eat healthy and maintain those numbers (and I am 5-2 barely) they are lying, I did have salads, with cheese and chicken on them, but after awhile I noticed that I never ate everyday, I drank but never ate.It started with a death in the family. I am older and do not run around as much , my eating has not really changed to much, the doc said age and metabolism are a womans worst enemy. Anyway, look at how tall she is? and you will never make me believe she eats well, no one that I was around did. Oh, I did not do it for a reason, it just happened after the death, note I had high cholesterol and the Doc had to pick his jaw up off the floor.why? I ate what I wanted every two days and my tummy could not handle a "whole" amount of anything.
Oh, I remember a guy saying he liked or preferred a woman with little to no 'chest' ..... I think he wants a guy.
Body is straight lined. No curves. Give me a women with curves like Scarlett or Sophia Vergara any day over this stick figure!
He stomach needs to be less severe. She has no softness to her. She has no ass. There is a nice ass, a flabby ass, a big ass and no ass.
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