Donatella Versace vs. Mama Elsa Patton: Who'd You Rather?

Oh my God, how hidious. That's a nightmare.

Oh boy. So hard to choose. Oh so very hard to choose.

I choose the white line separating the two photos. That is one hot looking white line.

Or... option #3.. A crypt keeper threesome!!!

I would rather choose neither one of them. I think I threw up a little in my mouth even thinking about being with one of them.

Good lord. I'd honestly rather just set myself on fire. Much less painful.

Johnny Lopez, that's just f@king wrong...please let me (us) know who'd YOU rather??

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ARE YOU KIDDING,,,,YOU GUYS MUST BE GAY,,,,THE WHOLE STAFF OF TMZ,,,,YOU SUCK,,,

The scariest thing is someone is actually having sex with these women!!! A husband, boyfriend, girlfriend...

I normally would NEVER speak of someone's appearance, but these women look hideous. I'm all for a tummy tuck, possibly even breast implants - BUT NEVER EVER MESS WITH YOUR FACE.

Jesus Christ! I come home from a night of drinking and see this. I just hurled all over my keyboard.

GEEZZZ This is just sad...why the hell would someone do that to them self ..Im sorry but that is just gross...I hope they dont think they look good...

isnt that the mon from the reality show dr 90210's mom

does anyone know who won big brother

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