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Lindsay Lohan

I Call Shotgun!

9/22/2012 11:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0922-lindsay-lohan-x17Lindsay Lohan did herself -- and everyone in the Tri-State area -- a favor last night by not driving ... instead hopping in the passenger seat of an SUV as someone else drove around the streets of New York.

And all was safe in Gotham.

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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

Looks bored out her freakin mind not being able to hit someone in her car.

759 days ago
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Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

How much of a fvckup (and a dead career) does one have to be when your top story is that you DIDN'T drive?

Yep, she's on that comeback trail for sure.

759 days ago
18.

Kate    

She needs to stop smoking...she has that look of potential- worn- out- hillbilly -snaggletooth- living- in- a tent- on the-banks of the chatahoochie.

759 days ago
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Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

The Cowardly Black Checker has arrived. Here comes a post from Red Crud/Hell(p).

759 days ago
20.

Babydoll0630    

Her face is soooooo bloated............

759 days ago
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Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Ah yes, the face of someone "Living Without Regrets": no job, holed up at The Bowery, a bloating problem, 3 chins, looking 20 years older, massive debt, pesky and perpetual legal problems, the only people who would do you are shut-in nerdy types/virgins and whackadoodle lesbians from England, and the only good thing the tabloids can say is "Well, at least she didn't drive last night". Yeah, I can see why anyone would envy her life without regrets.

The only thing missing from the above picture is the "stink lines" rising off her nasty bloated corpse.

759 days ago
22.

She's baaaack    

Her chins look like they're on the way to being that white trash Boo Boo mother who has eight chins. She looks rather ripped in this picture too.

759 days ago
23.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Sez, is it TIME?

759 days ago
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MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Someone last night said something along the 'lines' of, 'I don't think Zapata is keeping her in the cocaine of which she HAD become accustomed.' I believe that statement. She's got WAY too much booze bloat going on and she's looking a little BEEFERESQUE to be dabbling in the 'good sh!t'. Too bad 'Uncle Terry' won't take her back, he loves his crack and his crack whores, but only for a night. . .

759 days ago
25.

Vinsetta    

Bloated. That passenger seat needs to be burned after that filthy skank sat in it.

759 days ago
26.

Bess    

So is the driver one of LL's johns? Any thought on whether or not Michael Lohan knows that his daughter is a call girl?

759 days ago
27.

Sandy    

She looks totally bored. She will be back behind the wheel within this week, She just can't help herself, She loves the danger of getting in trouble, I believe she gets a high off of it,

759 days ago
28.

UPYOURS    

@ZEPHYR, I left you a message on the other thread, will repeat here. HEY NOW, we are having shrimp scampi and stuffed rigatoni fo dinner tonight, I am not letting you ruin that, I will take my marbles and go home tonight. LMAO.

759 days ago
29.

Chuck D of Valpo    

LieLo: "Driver, take me to the comeback trail"
Driver: "Sorry, you can't get there from here."
LieLo: "Huh?"
Driver: "Do you mean the same old place or the old same place?"

759 days ago
30.

janet    

Christ, she's a friggin moron.

Wow, I guess her really tight rich artist friend Zapata (who always leaves keys for her to drive his cars when she's in the city) is having second thoughts. Good thing he has her back. He was lucky she didn't total the car.


Isn't it just amazing how per Lohan she has all these "friends" and no one ever, out side of mommy and daddy for a talk show or camera shots ever jump in to her defence. Golly gee, wonder why.

759 days ago
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