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Mystikal

If Music Fails ...

I'M DOING PORN

9/22/2012 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Mystikal
is giving music one last shot -- but tells TMZ, if he fails to make another hit on his next album ... HE'S TURNING TO PORN.

This is not a joke. Mystikal tells us, he needs to make sure the money keeps coming in ... and if there's one thing he's good at, it's having filthy sex. So porn is his plan b.

Which is either crazy ... or perfect -- because Mystikal served SIX YEARS in prison for sexual battery beginning in 2004 after forcing his hairstylist to perform sex acts on him.

But Mystikal is undeterred, telling us he already has a history in porn -- winning an AVN award in 2003 for an adult movie he made (he doesn't actually have sex in it though).

We asked Mystikal who he'd want to star in his first skin flick, and the rapper said Pinky -- adding, "She's a bad bitch. I would take her down in a second."

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As for whether he's got the requisite hardware to be a male porn star, Mystikal wouldn't give an exact size, but said, "I'm definitely the man, the myth, and the legend."

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31.

Pimpcessa    

And the world heaves a collective sigh of relief that this man can turn to porm when his music career finally ****s the bed. And how wonderful that he's already been proactive in finding his new partner for his debut of his self proclamation "of the man, the myth, and the legend." (snort)

580 days ago
32.

Mikey    

Mystic Mike Predicts: You will do porn and fail and then your cousin Ralphy will get you a job as a garbage man which you will be fired from.

Good Luck.

580 days ago
33.

Lucy    

I've never heard of him, and never heard any of his music, or knew he was trying to make a career in music. And I'm pretty sure he is the only one that thinks he's a legend.

580 days ago
34.

kitnplayn    

You are not the man. You are just a body that has age progression. Real men don't rape and extort money from women. Anyone who gives opportunities to this human garbage is just as empty of a human being as he is. And the only legend you leave behind is that your mother was a dirty cow who couldn't get the job done of raising a decent human being. You are too stupid to realize that you are just the next generation of damaged dna, and nobody wants to see a rapist in a porn movie.

580 days ago
35.

kitnplayn    

A real man would take you out so that you can't rape another woman, or beat another of one of your children or girlfriends.

580 days ago
36.

Mumra the Ever Living    

> What a skeevy excuse for a human. Perhaps he should be put into jail pro-actively.
> Six years for sexual battery - plea bargain BTW, wonder what he really did, the official record doesn't say.
> Says of another human being. "She's a bad bitch. I would take her down in a second." He doesn't talk about mutual sex, he talks about forcibly having sex with the woman.
> This vile human is one of the reasons that gangsta rap will always be thought of as dirty. He is a disgusting human being.

580 days ago
37.

_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

Out of all the girls in porn he wants to pluck that fugly biatch... lol. Really, no life and sets the bar way too low.

580 days ago
38.

Bob    

If Mystical does go into porn will he change his name to Testykal?

580 days ago
39.

Mumra the Ever Living    

> Looked up his discography on Wikipedia. No wonder he's talking about a new career. He hasn't released and album since 2001.
> Basically this loser has been in jail for the sexual battery charge, failure to file tax returns for two years, and a domestic abuse charge. He' also been in court because he hasn't been paying support on two of his children.
> This guy is a loser, he beats women, forces them to have sex, makes video of his rape victums to humiliate them, doesn't pay a dime for the kids he brings into the world, reneges on his taxes.
> BTW, if Louisiana had brought the real charges against him, with three men raping that woman, the degrading things they did to her, the tape (and the copies) they made of her hours long ordeal - This piece of garbage would be serving a LIFE sentence. He is a dog - unfit to be called a human.

580 days ago
40.

BC    

yeah, porn takes a lot of talent.- Not! Anybody can do that. I mean, even worms ****!

580 days ago
41.

dee    

okay, whatever. STDs!

580 days ago
42.

SistahSoul    

Dear Mystikal:

Please don't do porn. The world has enough ugly in it.
Signed,

The World

580 days ago
43.

katrina    

why, he look like John Sally in that picture? lol

580 days ago
44.

Change 2010    

I hope his music is successful

580 days ago
45.

Bwoy dem    

His first movie got him put in the slammer.

580 days ago
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