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Lohan's Alleged Attacker

I'm THRILLED the Charges Were Dropped

10/8/2012 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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There are two things we learned from the following clip:

1) The man who allegedly attacked Lindsay Lohan in a hotel room last month is glad the charges were dropped.

2) Our photog is really, REALLY out of shape.

We spotted Christian LaBella at LAX this weekend ... and of course, our guy wanted to ask about the alleged NYC incident -- when LiLo had him arrested after telling cops he attacked her when she confronted him about secretly taking pictures and video of her in the hotel room.

(Officials eventually dropped the case after investigators determined there was not enough evidence to support LiLo's claims.)

Problem is, Christian was walking up some stairs in the parking garage ... and our guy is usually an escalator type of guy ... because he's large. 

So, when our guy finally caught up to LaBella ... the question came out like this ...

"Have you talked to [Lindsay] ... (deep breath) ... since the charges were dropped ... that's the one question ... (deeper breath) ... are you guys sill friends (gasping for air)."

Fortunately, our guy eventually caught his breath ... oh, and Christian answered the question.

Check out the clip.

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61.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

FFS!! Watching that trailer, I was waiting for Maxwell Smart to pop in and say "The old hot dog in the canyon trick..." "Missed it by that much!"

God, that was bad! But this is art, eh? LMFAO!!! God, the entertainment from the enablers just never stops!!

742 days ago
62.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Can't wait till GC sees this work of 'art' trailer.

742 days ago
63.

Delmar    

Regarding the trailer. Apparently, they are just having fun throwing out a bunch of teasers and will do different styles from different eras. That is not an official trailer or even close to it. If you follow the Facebook page for the website, you'll see that they aren't close to an official trailer yet and they are doing the teasers for fun.

742 days ago
64.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

"I think the "talent" is all loaded in her boobs, she now has to tuck them in the waistband of her single pair of black leggings."

Uppy, you're absolutely right, but I already called her "saggy-boobed", in addition to a "lying, balding, smelly, mangy, duck-lipped, rotten-toothed, drunk, drug-addled, fetid, unclean, unemployable, uninsurable, thieving, aging, clamslamming, nasty, narcissistic, diseased, coke snorting, untalented, debt-ridden, tax-evading, chicken-legged, flabby-assed, contemptuous, worthless, filthy, disgusting, vomit-inducing, moldy, lazy, slimy, homeless, wretched, reptilian-skinned, skanky, shifty-eyed, halitosis-laden, grifting, graffiti-littered, cue card-reading, attention-craving, fire alarm pulling, cell phone stealing, miserable, entitled, triple-chinned, hotel-dwelling, insect infected, dried-up bag of vagina, a Canyon-holed Snatchasouras, with delusions of grandeur, dirty fingernails and a porno-only career."

And I also stated I wouldn't bang her with the children's dildo that Nicole uses on her niece.

742 days ago
65.

UPYOURS    

You know its bad when you would prefer to watch video of Justin Bieber and GagGag barfing on stage.

742 days ago
66.

ilovegossip    

Yes, it's a teaser trailer. The whole idea is to get people interested in the movie. Why show a trailer in a completely different style than the movie? Is that supposed to get people interested? Especially making some supposed sensual thriller into a 1970's campy joke?

The whole purpose is lost on me...

742 days ago
67.

jc    

So Liho is heading back to LA......hope she doesn't "lose" her passport again and is able to make it back to NY for her Oct.23 hearing.
LMAO!

742 days ago
68.

UPYOURS    

The Clamyon's, Swan Song for a Z lister. OK it wasn't a swan, it sounded more like one of these mutant crows we have here.....

742 days ago
69.

Grandma Cracker    

OK, so I liked the trailer.....but not for THIS movie. Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez already did this in "Grind house".
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BEE and company YOU WILL NEVER be Tarantino or Rodriguez. FAIL FAIL FAIL

742 days ago
70.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Nothing like Ye Ole Comeback Trail, eh?

That trailer shows the Clamyons movie production values are somewhere between "The Clapper" and "The Ginsu" TV infomercials.

742 days ago
71.

jc    

Liho will spend the week reinacting scenes from Pretty Woman while staying @ Beverly Wilshire...
LMAO!

742 days ago
72.

Firefly    

That trailer for the Clamyons reminds me of a B movie trailer that you would see at the old drive in movies from the early 70's.

742 days ago
73.

jc    

OK OT.....MNF
Texans or the Jets
How much of a blood bath is it going to be?

742 days ago
74.

LLsez    

YANKEES tonight!!!

742 days ago
75.

Jay    

Like OMG just saw the Canyons trailor and I am sooooo excited to see the movie I mean this low budget boaderline porno melodrama is totally going restart Lindsays career which has been burried in a mountainous pile of coke since the premier of Mean Girls eight years ago.

742 days ago
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