Fact: Wayne Newton owns wallabies ... several of them.
Fact: Wallabies are indigenous to Australia and are rarely found in the U.S.
Fact: Cops were called to the area near Wayne's Las Vegas mansion Tuesday morning after getting reports of a wild wallaby running loose in the neighborhood.
Fact: The wallaby was apprehended and returned to its owner.
Fact: Clark County Animal Control SWEARS the owner of the wallaby is NOT Wayne Newton.
So, in conclusion ... Animal Control wants us to believe that someone else other than Wayne Newton owns a frickin' WALLABY ... in the middle of the Nevada desert.
Smells like walla-B.S. to us.