(0:00) Strap yourselves in -- a hurricane named Honey Boo Boo and her mom June are in the office today ... so get ready for chaos.
(1:00) The TMZ Bus Tour spotted Honey Boo Boo today ... and everyone on the bus lost their minds.
(2:30) Now that they've gotten a taste of the Hollywood lifestyle ... would they ever move to Los Angeles? (4:30) Honey Boo Boo lists the ten things she wants to be when grows up -- and only one is a real thing.
(7:10) June reacts to the nine polls about her family we put up on the website this weekend.
(19:00) TMZ Live lightening round -- everyone's dying to ask Honey and June questions.
(25:00) Breaking news! Hulk Hogan is suing for $100 million over his sex tape release!
(27:10) Breaking Dawn! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted out together -- exactly one month before the next "Twilight" movie is set to go out. Was the whole cheating scandal just a huge PR stunt.
(29:30) Sharon Osbourne thinks Justin Bieber looks too young to hold onto his aging female fans.
(32:00) Susan Sarandon says she was a victim of the infamous Hollywood casting couch.
(34:40) Derek Jeter's injury -- and the Yankees' loss on Saturday -- are all Charles' fault ... this according to Charles.
(36:45) Kanye West goes ballistic on a photog who asks him about Reggie Bush's baby.
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