
Arnold Schwarzenegger's book skips about 99.9% of his affair with Mildred Baena -- so, it's time to play FILL IN THE BLANKS ... but from Mildred's perspective!
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He writes a book and then leaves out the best and main part??? ****, I ain't buying that ****.
Proof positive again...mistresses are SAD!
Reading the book in public?!
She wanted to be Maria so bad, and she is, "cuz neither has Ahnold now.
Nice hair, tho.
Ughhh, I hate this woman...I want to go back to the days when a whore was shunned and hid in shame...
Arnold was drunk all 297 times that they had sex. Give the man a break already. After all its not like he can deny that he banged her because if he did she would have taken him to Maury for a paternity test. You arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre naaaaa arrrre the father.
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Of course he left it out. She is hideous and I am sure he is embarrassed, not that he's any better.
Can you say, "photo op"? Wonder how much she got paid to sit and read that book in public?
GAWD, the ho's yak & show the world just what kinda lowlife skanks that they are. The *******s can't keep it in their pants. Just don't write a book. Have some freakin respect for the person most hurt, the wife.
This woman is such a dog...she must have some pretty womanly wiles to have gotten Arnie to knock her up.
I'm no fan of either of these two dingbats, but she needs to STFU. She's just causing more pain to the innocent parties. So shut up lady! You were just hired help and nothing more. And I wouldn't bother with his crappy "book" if it were the only book on the planet.
For the record, Ahnald is not well hung. I knew this chick who moonlighted in porn who did him and she said that he was not packing any muscle where it counts. LOL!
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