Lindsay Lohan -- You Be the Judge

UPYOURS
Did you notice how CAREFULLY I said that? My few days away and I didn't come out with "I like waking up with Andy and Zephyr stuff". God I am a slag, ROFLMFAO.
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Yanno, admission is the first step to recovery, Uppy. :-P

Andy and I both know that you can't live without us! heh.

Are those glass eyes?
Not very realistic

Lindsay- Cut the bull****. Listen to your ****in' daddy or I'm gonna com whip your young ass with love myself.

Quit doing stupid **** Lindsay. You are too gifted. Take your ass home.

Why do I feel this compulsion to click "LOSER" on the poll every time I see it?

Every day a story involving a Lohan.
She is and adult. She and her mom do cocaine and drink. Her father was an abusive alcoholic and drug addict. She makes sure everything she does is captured on tape or film. If her Dad did want to help her the cameras unfortunately are always there so it looks fake and bad.
She will not live long and it is sad but her choice.

I don't need to see Lindsay's boyfriend, Matt's description of him set my gay-dar bells a-ring-a-ding-dingin' and when somebody sets off straight peoples' gay-dar--they're extra gay. Super gay. Gay plus.

Where was Linds' phantom "boyfriend" when she was staggering out of the Collusco Lesbico Italian lesbian bar in lower Manhattan this morning? My guess - he was at some celebrity-free clinic, begging for antibiotics.

International Pedophile Awareness Day June 25

✫✫✫✫ iPad Prayer✫✫✫✫

-Oh Heavenly Father,

As We Gather On This Happy Sabbath Day
We Thank Thee, For Removing A
Sick Pedophile From This Earth

We Thank Thee, Oh Lord That The Children Of
The World Are Now Safe From The
Evil Pedophile Known As Michael Jackson

We Thank Thee, Oh Lord For Delivering
This Tortured Soul Unto The Gates Of
Hell, That He May Dwell Therein For All
Eternity, For All The Innocent Souls Of
The Children That Were Abused By This
Evil Serpent

We Pray & Ask Thee, Oh Heavenly Father
That On This Day, The Children That Were
Victims Of Abuse, Be Blessed, That They
Can Forgive & Forget The Horrible Acts
Committed Unto Them By Michael Jackson

We Ask Thee, Oh Heavenly Father, That The
Rabid Fans, Repent For Their Sins Of Supporting
Such A Evil Pedophile, That Their Eyes Be Opened
To The Truth & Receive knowledge Of The Good
And Repent The Bad

"Father, Forgive Them, For They Know Not What They Do"

And We Say This In The Name Of The Son, The Father & The Holy Ghost

~ Amen~

That is NOT her "boyfriend". It's not even a boy, it's just AA Aliana with a new haircut and a little photo editing. This also explains the "modeling in Laos" fiction.

Please lock this family up with the kardashians and maybe we wouldn't mind reading the entertainment news.This family is so drama filled it's sickening!!!!

I like her big ass tits

She needs to move to Europe. She cannot have a normal life living in the same country as her parents.

FREE TIP: on photoshopping a photograph........

When photoshopping a persons face to cover a problem (aka) double chin...you MUST shop Both sides of the chins even is hair is hanging on one side...the lines and shadows will still show up.......
PRIME example.......Facebook : "Free Lindsay" headshots of Lindsay Lohan and her comb over hair style...the right side of her face her chin and jowl have been cleaned up and blurred but they only went to the middle of her chin under neath and then you can see the double chin start...up again......LOL also on the eyes when blurring and blending out brown circles under the all do the Whole eye area not the corner please...Thank You......
End of Lesson.....

Sorry had to do it ...It was so dam obvious.....Notice that she hasn't had the money to reinflate her lips lately so she just using lipstick and liner to make them bigger ..and she has on a piece to as well as extension....Hell that much fake hair she might as well go a Brittney and shave that mess and wear a full wig and let it grow in again....

NEW THREAD

Lindsay has never been ON the wagon to fall off of.
Bitch has been high since her first line.