(4:30) Lindsay Lohan thumbs her nose at her father, attorney, and management team -- by going out until three in the morning just days after the attempted intervention.
(10:00) Cops swarm Will Smith's mega-mansion -- because they have the impossible task of securing his massive property for Michelle Obama's visit.
(13:30) Another ridiculous lawsuit -- the ex-wife of NBA legend James Worthy is suing because she claims "The Talk" is a rip-off of her idea. Because a group of women sitting around talking is totally an original idea. "The View" anyone?
(18:00) Jay Leno narrowly escapes a nasty motorcycle accident -- and we have video of the crash. One of the riders involved in the accident calls in to clear her name of any wrongdoing.
(24:00) "Real Housewife" Kyle Richards joins the show to talk about her latest facial -- which looks like something out of "Silence of the Lambs."
(30:10) Eva Longoria is finally having her Tony Parker tattoo removed -- Mike strongly defends getting your loved one permanently inked on your body.
(34:45) Leeza Gibbons is targeted by a crazed man on the run.
(36:30) Felix Baumgartner (the guy who jumped from space last week) is smoking hot!!! Who knew? Harvey thinks Red Bull missed an opportunity to promote Felix's hot side.
(39:00) The floor is yours!