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Lawyer to Chris Brown:

'I Don't Dance

... You Don't Talk'

11/1/2012 2:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Funny moment during the Chris Brown progress hearing today -- the singer tried to talk in court ... and his lawyer shut his ass down.

The hearing (stemming from the Rihanna beating case) was pretty standard ... Brown's lawyer Mark Geragos asked for permission for Brown to go on an upcoming world tour and discussed Chris' community service ... which, for once, didn't raise any red flags.

But the funniest moment happened when Chris opened his mouth in an effort to answer the judge's question regarding his tour schedule.

Before he could get a word out, Geragos stepped in and shut him up saying, "I don't dance, you don't talk."

The judge laughed ... and quipped, "We would like to see you dance, Mr. Geragos."

Don't hold your breath ...

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flubbergast    

something interesting gonna happen there? he'll have to be there? or geragos alone. even if he shows up what we'll see? i guess he'll put his wuss court face on just like always and lots of law blah blah blah. it's not worth it... right?

723 days ago
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JANDEAN61    

AWESOME !

723 days ago
3.

TPF    

He fits the pattern of most thugs!

723 days ago
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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

Hire that attorney!

723 days ago
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amazinglybored    

Smart lawyer.

723 days ago
6.

jen    

No kidding, great damage control Mark! Chris has no clue on how to not make himself look bad.

723 days ago
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Curtis    

Chris Brown engaging in a world tour. I can't wait to see it. He is my hero.

723 days ago
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Majestik    

Too bad he didn't show up in court today wearing the Halloween costume.

723 days ago
9.

Machelle    

Type A personality
coming out.
He could use a little
discipline in his life.

723 days ago
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joe gillis    

sources close to the chris brown camp have revealed to me that paramount pictures have approached CB with an offer for a major role in a film adaption of charles darwins 'origin of the species' rumour is that CB is slated to star as 'the origin'

723 days ago
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Jen    

Pretty hilarious. Now if everyone around him would do that, and everyone around him would also say "I don't sing, you don't see women." that would be lovely.

The best part is that he is being punished by a bit of volunteering between his multi-million tours as a multi-millionaire and the poor soul has to ASK PERMISSION HE WILL GET ANYWAY.

Glad to see that the law punishes him appropriately.

723 days ago
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The New Improved Sock Puppet    

As much as I hate to say it, kudos to Chris Brown who shut the hell up when he was told to. Can you imagine if that was Kanye? It would have been a freaking filibuster.

723 days ago
13.

Bob the Builder3000    

JULIAN KONZERN - test tube babies come from wombs, too. Did your overlords not tell you that?

You poor, poor, idiot. You hate women so much, you're trying to pretend your DNA is all male, and that you were actually gestating within a tube.

You are a sad, sad, human.

723 days ago
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LISA    

I'm sure the lawyer was afraid he would brag about getting back with his girl ....


TMZ, I'm not amused that this PIECEOFSH>IT had a giggle in court. I would, however, be interested in hearing about him being refused entrty to every country on his 'World Tour' because he is a convicted violent offender.

723 days ago
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karenjj    

He should have said I don't TAP dance....

723 days ago
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