TMZ Live(0:00) Breaking news ... Paulina Rubio allegedly beat the crap out of her assistant because he got her a ticket in coach!
(3:30) Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore separated in 2011 ... but haven't filed for divorce yet. Harvey crushes a number of rumors the have been swirling about their split.
(5:10) The big winner on "X Factor" last night -- Khloe Kardashian's nipple. Also ... Britney didn't do so bad for her first live show.
(10:00) We have brand new details about the sexual assault allegations against Cee Lo.
(13:00) Lil Wayne's doctor have told him he can't fly to California to appear in court ... so instead he took a bus from New Orleans to Miami to watch a basketball game. Harvey thinks Wayne has pissed off the jury ... and pissed away his chance at winning the lawsuit he filed.
(16:00) Gov. Chris Christie makes a major political play to align himself with President Obama.
(18:10) Kris Jenner joins the show to talk for the first time about the bogus CPS call that alleged her daughters were in danger ... and reveals a number of insane details about it that you won't hear anywhere else.
(25:10) John Mayer is torn to shreds by Shooter Jennings -- who says he's a big Hollywood phoney who can't play the guitar.
(28:10) And now for a heated debate that will never be solved -- was Jesus white or black?
(32:10) Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were out holding hands last night -- while the Rupert Sanders and Liberty Davis also made a Halloween appearance together ... and she looks SMOKING HOT.
(34:00) Breaking news -- a rare, hilarious moment from a Chris Brown's court hearing today.
(35:00) Lindsay Lohan's Tweet saying not to worry about Hurricane Sandy bites her in the ass -- her mother's neighborhood was ravaged by the massive storm.
(36:30) It's once again time for ... Tim's worst story ideas of the week!
(39:00) The floor is yours!