(4:00) Lindsay Lohan is screwed -- because her very own assistant told cops that she was lying when she said she wasn't driving the Porsche she crashed.
(10:00) There a major twist the sexual assault allegations against Cee Lo.
(15:30) Former "Zoey 101" star Matthew Underwood was arrested again -- and could face some serious time behind bars.
(18:00) You gotta see this -- Jesse Jackson Jr. was re-elected in Chicago despite being hospitalized for the last couple of months for depression. So we talk to one of the guys he beat in the election -- Marcus Lewis -- and he's PISSSSSSED.
(24:10) Oh boy ... One Direction's new bodyguard is Alberto Alvarez ... the guy who was protecting Michael Jackon ON THE DAY HE DIED.
(28:40) Jennifer Lopez has been accused of getting a hotel maid fired for asking for her autograph -- but we have information proving it's a load of BS.
(30:00) Finally! A sighting of the Virgin Mary that actually looks like the Virgin Mary! BTW, it's in a tree trunk.
(33:00) Lil Wayne -- a sore loser.
(35:10) Diane Sawyer -- drunk during last night's election coverage? You have to see a clip of her slurring and rambling.
(39:00) The floor is yours!