Heidi Montag's

Bikini Comeback

I'm Still Relevant, Dammit!

11/8/2012 9:55 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
1108_heidi_montag_bikini_splash_launch_v2Former reality trainwreck Heidi Montag took a break from living in obscurity to wash up on the beach with all her augmented fake body parts in a skimpy red bikini in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

The 26-year-old former "The Hills" star -- who infamously had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one single day back in 2009 -- did some of her best acting while hamming it up for the cameras on the sand.

Who needs a lifeguard when you have built-in triple D floatation devices at all times?