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Lindsay Lohan

I Want NOTHING to Do

With My Half-Sister

11/18/2012 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Don't count on a Lohan family reunion any time soon -- Lindsay Lohan has ZERO plans to meet her newly-announced 17-year-old half-sister ... in fact, she wants nothing to do with her ... ever.

Lindsay is telling friends, she's 100% done with the "circus" that is her father Michael Lohan -- and does NOT want to meet her half-sister Ashley.

TMZ broke the story ... Michael took a DNA test on national TV to determine whether he fathered Ashley back in 1995 with a former mistress -- and the results came back positive.

We’re told Lindsay has been aware of the paternity dispute for a while -- since it's been going back and forth for years -- but did not know her father had taken a DNA test until we broke the story.

Lindsay has not communicated with Michael since he leaked the recorded phone call during her fight with Dina last month -- and no longer wants anything involving him in her life, lovechildren included.

Lindsay says she's doing much better now without her father's drama -- and she wants to keep it that way.

We're told Lindsay has no ill feelings toward Ashley -- but finds the entire situation "disgusting" ... especially because Michael had the affair while he was still married to (and having kids with) Dina.

For his part, MiLo tells TMZ, "I am sorry to hear Lindsay feels that way. I met Ashley and she is a good kid. But we all have our choices to make in life, as well as our own prerogatives. Who knows, maybe someday things will change. Regardless, I want the best for all my kids."



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I'm sure Ashley feel the same way...

703 days ago


1 is Hellp- NO fly the deusional lying idiot.

703 days ago

Rex Shaw    

Dislike you're dad, understandable. He's a world class douche.
Saying you never want to meet your half sister? Boo, Jeers!

703 days ago


That's sad....that kid is a victim....If Linsay had any kind of heart,she should reach out to Ashley and tell her plain and simple...Stay away from this man....I can understand her being pissed at her Dad for messing around in between the times when her other siblings were born,but it's not Ashley's fault...This dork wanted it all on tv and he got it....Really, the poor girl should just stay away from these people...They are egotistical and they think they can do what they want...Much better off w/o the Lohans....The other sisters seem more mature then the Dad,Mom and Linsay...Sorry,this kid is 17 and had to wait this long to find the "absolute" truth_dna test....Sad....He could have avoided all this drama crap....Go away and put your head in the ground like an ostrich....lmao

703 days ago


Halfway down on Crazy Days and Crazy Nights, Review of Liz and Dick, and a few of the comments:

I'd be tempted to watch this trainwreck but it's on at the same time as some GOOD TV. Boardwalk Empire, Walking Dead, Masterpiece Theater, Dexter, Homeland.......I'll catch this on the umpteenth rerun.

9:11 AM
Blogger Me said...

it feels wrong to be hoping for someone's failure, but i hope everyone shares the rewiewers opinion. i just want to stop seeing and hearing about her and her entire family (new half sibling included).

9:11 AM
Blogger New Life and Attitude said...

This review makes me want to watch it. And wished that I still drank.

9:12 AM
Blogger sillylittlefreak said...

Drinking rules by skill level for the Liz & Dick movie.

Novice: Take a drink every commercial.

Beginner: Take a drink every scene Burton and Taylor DON'T fight.

Journeyman: Take a drink every scene Burton and Taylor DO fight.

Expert: Take a drink every time Burton or Taylor drinks.

Master: Take a drink every time Lohan looks ridiculous.

9:13 AM
Blogger Robin the Mad Photographer said...

sillylittlefreak: love your suggestions, but based on that particular review, it's sounding as if the master might just need to have a beer bong w/a continuous stream set up, which would probably leave them dead of alcohol poisoning before the halfway point.

Not going to bother with it--I have better things to watch on TV or read online/in real books, etc. Why waste my time?

9:16 AM
Blogger timebob said...

I just hope they did something in post editing to make her voice not sound like a 100 year old with a voice kazoo the raspiness from all the drugs and smoking while having Asthma just destroyed her voice, um which you kinda need as an actress.

To stay in her world of delusion she already said she has a no review policy, I mean why face real life if you don't have to.

But I admit, I will watch it, every time I hear her voice crack Im gonna take a shot.

9:18 AM
Blogger rejectedcarebear said...

Since I don't drink, I'll have to play a toking game along with this masterpiece. She is so puffy in the previews, its distracting.

9:19 AM
Blogger CarmeliteLady said...

You can't keep a good ho down! Make that money bitch! She's just marketing herself to her worldwide client base.
And Enty, dear Enty, Let's just call a spade a spade as they say from Austen Texas to Monte Karlo. Don't worry about hating her, she's going to make her own bed, I do wish she'd get it together, but it's up to her, just like vintage RDJ, it has to start with them.

9:25 AM
Blogger CarmeliteLady said...

Yes the pic is photoshopped into an old classic Liz shot, and her lips and cheeks look that way from having space foam and asbestos injected into them every week.

9:26 AM
Blogger timebob said...

LOL @Carmelitelady "space foam"

every time her lips look extra injected i'm gonna take a shot.

9:31 AM
Blogger MadLyb said...

YESSS! I will do whatever it takes to see this craptacular movie, even if it means sleeping with my neighbor in exchange for two hours of cable.

9:33 AM
Blogger timebob said...

Enty should post a live blog thread so we can all guffaw over her awful performance and all get **** faced drunk calling SHOTS!

703 days ago


Link to the comments about the Liz and Dick movie. Funny, funny, funny!

703 days ago

Niall Higgins    

congrats to all the people that are helping people keep sober and drug free keep up the life style to all of you 100 more just for today and the best to not live in the past and get on with your life to all the people with the N.A. black tag thanks for respecting other peoples space, time and helping with a helping hand

703 days ago


I dont care for lindsay..but I dont blame her..

703 days ago


The half sister is better off without the bad energy that is Lindsay in her life.

703 days ago


I wouldn't imagine myself siding with Lindsay, but why does she have to? It was her father's doin, not her. Kids should not have to pay for their parents stuff. And I think she needs to separate from both parents right now.

703 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

Everybody is at the American Music Awards, except Lindsay Lying Lohan

Another event she doesn't get a invite to.

703 days ago


If I were Ashley, I would want nothing to do with Lindsey. I wish nothing but the best for Ashley.

703 days ago


Gird your loins peeps because this is going to be a Lindsay Lohan filled week with her upcoming appearance on Leno and that stupid Liz & Dickwad movie. Hopefully after this we won't be hearing about her much anymore...unless....well....anything can happen.

703 days ago


I know Zephy's a Ravens fan, is anyone here from Pittsburgh?

703 days ago


Part of me understands but most of me thinks it's a damn shame. It's not her half-sister's fault, and she might actually find some support/an ally in her eventually. She was cast aside and ignored and Michael would only give her the time of day if it was on TV, she has someone here who has been away from the drama and yet understands her position very well.

703 days ago
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